I've been here through your divorce
and Kenny coming out and Jimmy.
Taking me for granted is one thing,
but karaoke fighting over another woman
right in front of me?
It crosses a line.
Turn around, bright eyes?
I think I will.
Did not see that coming.
I have the combination,
but how am I gonna figure out which is the contraband locker?
I feel like what I'm doing is cool and dangerous,
but I am so disappointed
by the choices these students are making.
Yeah. Best party ever.
What do you mean if you could live in any era, you'd pick now?
Paris in the '20s was obviously the right answer.
Hey, I'd like to propose a toast to our leader, Kenny.
好了 手举起来 嘴巴闭上
All right. Hand goes up, mouth goes closed.
大家 手放下来 嘴巴张开!
Um, hands -- hands down, mouths open!
Yeah! What are you doing?
- 马上散了 - 开什么玩笑?
- Shut it down. - Are you kidding?
This is the greatest party that has ever been thrown
at a central Illinois catholic youth retreat, and I did it.
别这样 kenny! 你不是这样的人
Come on, kenny! This is not you.
You don't throw parties. You're not cool.
You swallowed your mouthwash
and had to lie down because you felt woozy.
Yeah, well, shutting down parties isn't you.
拜托了 别管了 让我们继续开下去吧
Come on. Walk away. Let this happen.
No can do, son.
I've been given a great responsibility as faith leader,
and I have to fulfill it.
All right. Party's over.
Hell, no! We won't go!
Hell, no! We won't go!
- 拒绝妥协! - 这可是你自找的
- Hell, no! - You did this to yourself.
Ow, ow, I'm getting woozy.
Oh, this sucks! I can't believe your brother's
making us do these stupid apology letters.
Ah, Jimmy ruined everything.
I wish we could think of a way to get him back.
Oh, we could put gum in his whistle.
Yeah. That'll take the wind out of his sails.
Or we could totally humiliate him
by saran-wrapping him in his underwear
in the middle of the auditorium.
I mean, that is a total Jimmy move.
Okay. Let's meet up outside the auditorium.
Everyone's next door watching "The ten commandments,"
so that only leaves us 3 hours and 40 minutes to pull this off.
Let's do this!
This is it.
I'm having my legendary night
and I'm gonna shut down Jimmy for good.
It's all coming together.
Oh, great. Why are you here?
呃 这个周末就是关于我的呀 哥们
Well, it is my weekend, buddy.
We meet again.
She's still your dark side?
I thought you'd outgrow her.
Turns out you never outgrow an evil queen.
What you're thinking about doing now is a doozy.
Are you going to take advice
from a man who uses the word "Doozy"?
有道理 是吉米偷走了我的荣誉 耶稣
Right. Jimmy did steal my glory, Jesus.
This was supposed to be my weekend,
And he took it from me.
Of course he did.
And you're bitter and seek revenge.
And those are natural urges.
If you bottle them up, you'll get cancer.
And she's obviously insane.
Look, I-I know you're disappointed
About not getting faith leader,
But just because you didn't get the thing that you want
Doesn't mean you have to be someone you're not.
Think about your brother.
Think about cancer.
There she is.
We know you're mad at us,
And you have every reason to be.
We got a little carried away with sam.
The truth is, I saw Pat with a new friend,
And I just... I didn't know how to deal with it.
Well, but, you know, making new friends is part of us moving on.
Yeah, but you're moving on first.
But it's not a competition.
Oh, of course it is, Pat.
We've only ever had couple's friends.
And I'm starting to think that they were mainly friends with us
Because of you. What?
It's very hard for me to make new friends.
But you just did make a new friend, and she was a lesbian.
That's true. That was really big for me.
I mean, that's a good sign of growth.
Are you kidding me?! You're doing it again.
Sam's not even here, and this is all about her.
Jodi, I agree with you.
We haven't been treating you like a friend.
Because you're family.
And taking loved ones for granted
Is what family does best.
We promise we'll do better.
Do you promise to sing classic '80s duets
With me and only me?
Even Meat Loaf's "I would do anything for love
but I won't do that"?
I won't do that.
I'll draw up the paperwork.
I tried it on,
But being a badass doesn't fit me after all.
Jimmy, where are you going?
Drew and his crew are messing around outside the auditorium.
Mm, no, you can't go there.
Well, I'm the faith leader. I can do whatever I want.
It's a trap!
They're gonna saran-wrap your balls to your face.
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