He's inside. I'm his mom -- Sandra.
Kick off your shoes.
We go barefoot in our house.
I've never... - seen my mom's feet before.
And feel free to take off your tie.
You look like a tiny accountant.
You're so fun!
You're so fun!
We should've gotten a tutor earlier.
No, I'm serious. - Yonathan's really struggling.
So, the kid I'm tutoring, he's gonna need a lot more help.
He's more of a tactile, visual learner.
Mm. So he's dumb?
Um, Sandra says he is intellectually free-spirited.
Sandra sounds dumb, too. Who is she?
Uh, she's the mom.
And she's not dumb. She's actually really smart.
She was teaching me all about gut bacteria.
Oh, do tell.
Well, I can't explain it as well as sandra,
But basically, we should be buying probiotic yogurt.
You know that yogurt stuff is a scam.
It's like pressed juice and chiropractors.
And we don't call adults by their first names.
Mom, sandra's house is just different.
They discuss ideas.
She asks you about yourself
And waits until you've finished talking
I'm just saying, she is very in tune
With her family and surroundings.
So am I.
Did we get a dog?
Don't be ridiculous.
I don't want it in the kitchen, I don't want it on the couch.
I am not walking it or clipping its nails
Or brushing its fur.
别担心 艾琳 你什么也不需要做
Don't worry, eileen. You will not have to do anything.
This is gonna be my responsibility.
Last time you said that, we had a shotgun wedding.
好了 扫兴的人走啦 孩子们 我们来玩吧 嗯哼?
Well, buzzkill's gone, guys. Let's have some fun, huh?
Is Brad a fun dog?
吉米 去帮我把它拿回来 好吗?
Jimmy, go get that for me, will ya?
You do realize you're just playing fetch with jimmy?
No, I'm not.
Come on. He's gonna be fine.
You're gonna get it this time, right, buddy?
Ready? Go get it!
I'll go talk to Brad.
Do you see what's happening here?
Dad got the dog because he's desperate
To spend more time with us.
That's a bummer.
Maybe he's doing it 'cause he's lonely
And he lives in the basement.
I will slap you.
Don't you dare let your stupid compassion
Screw this up for us, Jimmy.
The only upside of divorce
Is that parents try to win you over.
What's something you've always wanted from dad?
A cross-country trip in an R.V.
Where we share our hopes and dreams
And sing cowboy songs.
投入你的全身心认真一点 兄弟 有点野心好吗
Get your head in the game, man. Think bigger.
Like, I always wanted to use the computer in Dad's cop car
So I could look up the records of my teachers
And blackmail them.
I've always wanted to drive his cop car,
Make the sirens go "Whoo-whoo."
Great job, Yonathan.
妈妈 如果可以的话 我要去和我的女朋友FaceTime了
Mom, if it's cool, I'm gonna go FaceTime my girfriend now.
Just remember to close your door so you have some privacy.
That is just so different from my mom.
I mean, she thinks god is always watching,
So it's okay if she does, too.
What about you, Kenny?
Smart, cute boy like you must be dating someone.
我? 哦 天呐 没有
Me? Oh, god. No.
Really? No cute boys at your school?
Is it that obvious?
I think that coming out
Is one of the bravest things a person can do.
That and composting.
Okay, you were serious again.
How'd you like to stay for dinner?
I made a risotto with fava beans and pea shoots
And an heirloom tomato confit.
Wow, I don't know what any of that means,
But it sounds delicious.
But, uh, but I can't. My mom is expecting me home.
God, it's like she can hear us
Talking about new food she doesn't understand.
Are you on your way? I'm making your favorite.
Yeah. No, no, no, I can hear.
Um they sound delicious.
Come on home.
We can watch "Project runway" And have a glass of milk.
You know what, mom?
I think I'm gonna be here for a while.
I'll save you a meatball.
Maybe it was because Sandra was new and exciting,
Or maybe I was sick and tired
Of the same old milk and meatballs.
All I know is that I just cheated on my mom.
You scared me.
I thought you'd be asleep.
I couldn't sleep.
Also, it's 8:30.
I thought we were going to eat dinner
And watch "Project runway."
I know. Me too.
But I couldn't leave
While Jonathan was struggling with fractions.
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