I mean, you were right，that kid is dumb.
What's that on your collar?
Lipstick! I'm gay!
I'm not an idiot, Kenny.
Did Sandra make you dinner?
No. Not at all. Wasn't dinner.
It was just a very light snack.
And it didn't mean anything.
Wow! These meatballs look delicious.
You know what I like.
I'm just gonna top this off.
We've got a problem here, Brad.
Okay, so, if your turn signal is out,
There is a variety of hand signals that you can use.
Pointing to the left means you're turning...
Pointing up means you're turning...
What is the hand signal for falling asleep?
I don't think…
嘿 这是你的主意 不是我的 好吗?
Hey, this was your idea, not mine, okay?
Yeah, but when we said we wanted to ride in the cop car,
We didn't want a driving lesson.
We wanted to see you be awesome.
What do you want us to tell our kids?
"Papa taught us how to parallel-park"
Or "Papa taught us how to live"?
You want to live?
Fine. Let's live.
That's what I'm talking abo--
你好 艾琳 我是桑德拉
Hi, Eileen. I'm Sandra.
I know who you are.
And it's "Mrs. O'neal."
Please come in.
- 她能进来不? - 准了
- Can she come in? - Mm-hmm.
So, what brings you here?
Well, Kenny left his socks at my house last night,
So I figured I'd return them,
And I got inspired to get some that were a little bit more fun
To thank him - for helping with my yonny.
It's like each toe has a little hat.
So, Kenny's been telling me about some of the difficulties
Your son has had with his brain.
And Kenny's expressed to me a little bit
About the difficulties the two of you have had
Since he came out.
Oh! You've talked to her about our family?
We were in a real sharing space last night
While we were watching "Project runway."
And you two watched "Project runway" Together.
电视里刚好演这个节目啦 我们当时在吃意大利烩... 啦啦啦
It was just on in the background as we ate risott...ohhhh.
You ate her rice?
Actually, quick side note --
Risotto is made with rice from the arborio region,
And it has so much starch in it
That it's almost more like a pasta.
别说了 桑德拉! 闭上你的x嘴!
Shut up, Sandra! Shut the up!
You know, something that was helpful for me
When my family was having problems was my church.
First unitarian. It's very open-minded.
There's a joy mass tonight,
With lots of people singing and dancing.
Well, I sat through "Godspell" Once.
I don't think I'm gonna do it again.
I think we'll just stick with our religion
That wasn't founded last thursday.
Well...think about it.
It's open 24 hours so that homeless people
And sex workers have a place to sleep.
She looks so much older in person.
等下 什么玩意? 你怎么知道她长什么样的?
Wait, what? How would you know what she looks like?
I saw a picture of her with her dirty vegetables
On your phone.
You went through my phone?
That is unbelievable!
呃 实际上吧 你手♥机♥就是我手♥机♥
Well...technically, that is my phone.
Just like your belly is technically my belly,
Even if some other mother wants to fill it
Full of her extra-starchy rice!
- 呼! - 耶!
- whoo! - yeah!
Mrs. O'Malley has two D.U.I.S?(原来是全大写，可能应该要改成小写)
Hello, "A" In history.
悠着点 悠着 悠着 悠着啊 悠着 悠着点!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
耶! 东京漂移 要的就是这感觉!
Yeah! Tokyo drift, bitch!
That's why you hang with dad, huh?
Best day ever!
All right, let's wrap it up,
Take this party back to my basement.
Wait. Just one more thing.
Backwards high-speed chase.
吉米 不行 不行 不行! 你丫开向了...
Jimmy, no, no, no! - you're heading towards a --
额... 你孙子孙女们一定会喜欢这个故事的 爷爷...
The grandkids are gonna love this story, papa.
Now, when they get to the final runway show,
We have to rank them
And see if our choices match up with the judges'.
But they're all so talented. Everyone should get an "A."
Like I said, we have to wait.
Everyone's a winner!
Oh, yeah -- more popcorn.
I decided to give you another chance
To come down and watch "Project runway" With me.
Jodi keeps calling it "Runaways."
It's driving me crazy.
Where are you going?
You absolutely are not!
Afterward, sandra and I might watch another "Runway."
Maybe even "Runway all stars."
- 你不是说真的 - 喔 我绝对是来真的!
- You don't mean that. - Oh, I absolutely do!
I can see how a mom like sandra could lure you in,
With her rainbow toe socks
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