If life was fair,
Today would be the last day of school.
But because chicago had six snow days,
and our school adds those on the end of the year,
It is the sixth-to-the-last day of school.
What is happening?
Is the A.C. Not working?
Why are you wearing a sweater?
Because it completes the look,
And I'm not willing to give that up
Just because mom and dad won't fix the air conditioner!
Ugh. I can't believe we have to take the finals in this heat.
And irish people do not handle heat attractively.
I blame the heat
On all the climate deniers in the government.
Is there any chance that school would cancel finals this year
Because it's so hot?
The school might, but mom wouldn't let them.
Brain smoothie for you. Brain smoothie for you.
吉米 在你问之前 不 这不是用脑子做的
And before you ask, Jimmy, no, it is not made of brains.
I got to absorb as much cool as possible before I go.
I might put this chicken in my unders.
Mom, can we please, please
Take a break from studying after school and go to the lake?
Absolutely not. You're on lockdown all weekend.
You kids are gonna turn any minuses into pluses.
Not the way Jimmy does it with a pen.
Is Dad wearing skinny jeans?
Should we say something?
嘘 嘘 嘘
Shh, shh, shh.
- 老爸 - 嗯?
- Hey, dad. - mm?
Could we please try and convince mom
To let us have the afternoon off from studying for finals?
呃 不好意思 孩儿们
Um, sorry, kids.
Your mom and I are on the same page on this one.
Hey, can I get that for you?
Do I still have to study?
Give me the damn bagel.
Hey, while I've got you...
This door is swollen from the heat,
And it keeps sticking.
Could you take a break from sweating, try and fix it?
Hey, we can't all will our bodies not to sweat, like you.
Can't or won't?
Look, I'll look at the door,
But I need to talk to you.
Is it about your silly jeans?
Styles have changed, Eileen.
不管怎样 嗯 我在跟 嗯...
Anyway, uh, I sorta, kinda...
Am having a beverage...
with someone that I work with...
who is not a man.
Hence the jeans.
Okay. That's fine.
Is this like when you said you were fine
With me getting a motorcycle, and then I came home
And it had turned into a minivan?
I don't think so.
It's time for us to start moving on.
Okay, well, that's... that's great.
I'm really relieved.
But just so you know, I'm not making waffles
for any visiting tramps who don't eat carbs anyway.
Um, and while we're making rules, um...
Let's not date anybody the other person knows.
Also, we can't introduce anyone to the kids
until we tell each other about it first.
One last thing.
Yeah, I've been wondering when we were gonna get around to this.
我不想先说 但是 我觉得是时候了
I didn't want to be first, but it's time.
Maybe we should do it together.
- 好 - 嗯
- Okay. - yeah.
Really on there.
It's the heat, you know.
- 我比我结婚时候还瘦呢 - 我也是
- I'm under my wedding weight. - me too.
- 给你 为什么你不 然后我... - 对
- Here, why don't you, and I'll... - yeah.
Okay. Good idea.
If it had been this hard
to get my pants off, we wouldn't be here.
Okay, so, Pat has a date,
But I think before you get jealous,
We should set up an online profile for you.
I've always wanted to try farmersmainly.Com.
Strong man with callused hands...
朱迪 你之蜜糖 我之砒霜
I don't want what you want, Jodi.
But we're so similar.
This may surprise you,
But I'm happy having my own space,
my own time, my own callused hands.
I installed that ceiling fan by myself...
with chinese instructions.
But don't you yearn for human contact?
I don't even want to be
having this conversation with you right now.
你好 奥尼尔夫人 我是副校长莫里
Hi, mrs. O'neal. This is vice principal Murray.
I'm calling about your daughter.
Ohh, no. What did shannon do now?
Well, I think it'd be best
For you to come and speak in person.
The students are furious school isn't over yet,
所以 对我来说... 在天黑之前
And it's... it's not safe for me to leave
until the sun goes down.
Fine. I'll ... I'll be right there.
朱迪 对不起 我要走了
Jodi, I'm sorry. I've got to go.
Okay, one question.
你知道如何 或者 你愿意学习
Do you know how to or would you be willing to learn
How to use a tractor?
I said no!
This guy's part-time rodeo clown,
I know you're in there, Murray.
Stay away from my car!
Oh. Hi. Uh, Mrs. O'neal.
Are you okay?
Okay? Am I okay?
Well, the extra week of school means I'm not on my biking tour
through the wine country of wisconsin,
So that's not okay.
I...thought you called me here to talk about Shannon.
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