对了 莎伦... 她上我们毕业晚会的网站
Yeah, Shannon... she went on our prom website
and bought up every single ticket,
which she is now selling back to the students at a huge markup.
She also changed the password to the website.
Or else I've forgotten it.
Either way, it's frustrating.
Did you stipulate that students were only allowed
To buy a certain number of tickets to the prom?
I did not.
Can you tell me, then,
What Shannon is being punished for?
Then what am I doing here?
Because she's your child!
And I'm supposed to be meeting like-minded singles
In the Tuscany of the midwest!
No one calls wisconsin that.
Tell that to the brochure from door county!
I already cut the tags off my outfit.
Where else am I gonna wear that?!
What a relief to leave the hot and stifling school
And enter - this hot and stifling house.
嘿 筒子们 看我的胸部
Hey, guys, look at my chest.
I'm sweating in the shape of jesus.
I don't understand why we have to study on Friday.
We should do something fun and study later
Like... On Sunday.
- 吉米... - 或者周一 在公交上
Oh. Jimmy... - or Monday, on the bus.
Guys, there is no use in complaining.
We are on lockdown.
Mom has already started making those gross kale chips.
Where is mom?
I don't know.
There's dad's wallet.
Dad! Are you home?
He's not here, and his badge is.
Why would dad have left this? He never leaves it.
Oh, god. So late.
好的吧 快来 快 快 快 快 快
Okay, come on. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Why am I sweating so much?
Go on a date with chicken in my unders?
And the minivan's gone, too.
You know what this means?
They've been murdered.
Well... probably not.
But if they were,
Shouldn't we have some fun before we find out?
We can't waste this opportunity.
Think of all the free stuff cops get for flashing their badges.
No! No way.
Jimmy, impersonating a cop is, like, a felony.
You're under arrest
For being an old lady impersonating a teenage boy.
What if mom and dad come home and we're not here studying?
They'll be so happy they're not murdered,
They won't be mad at us.
That brain food's working, Jimmy.
We are not running around like tiny cops!
Oh, come on, Kenny.
I'm your brother,
And it is my duty to get you on board.
This is our key to the city.
So just think as big as you can.
We were young and beautiful, and the city was ours.
We were living the high life,
And nothing was gonna stop us.
Welcome to Lenny's,
Home of the world-famous lightly browned toast.
Well, I imagined it a little differently,
But... this works.
Officer Patrick O'Neal.
Cop... at your service.
We're here to protect, serve...
And eat free nachos.
玉米片 玉米片 玉米片...
Nachos, nachos, nachos...
好嘞 孩子们 冷静
All right, kids. Calm down.
Have you been single long?
Feels like so long.
Divorces are rough.
They're not as glamorous as they make them seem
in those Nancy Meyers movies.
Last time I got a haircut,
I kept leaning my face into the girl's arm, like a cat.
She may not cut your hair again.
Yeah, that was the impression I got.
Well, I understand it, though.
And I don't usually admit this, but...
Sometimes I think...
It's nice to get a little...human contact.
I'm gonna go call Shannon.
Uh, that'd be good.
Hey, it's me!
I left my laptop,
and I want to see if any hot farmers branded me.
You're in a shame ball. I know that shape.
I did something...
to my kids' vice principal.
我的妈哎 艾琳 你杀了他
Oh, my god, Eileen. You killed him.
No, I didn't kill him!
I kissed him.
Oh! That is so much more shocking.
And it was really good.
- 是吧 - 但他甚至都不是我的菜
- Yeah. - But I'm not even attracted to him.
啊 我的主啊 我为什么要做这样的事?
Oh, god. Why did I do this?
Is it because Pat went on a date?
And you say I always ask the dumb questions?
This is terrible.
He's responsible for my children's education.
I'm going to have to see him again.
Could this affect their grades?
Ugh! What have I done with my mouth?
This is why farmers' lives are simpler...
Because they live, like, acres and acres away from each other.
I'm gonna have to talk to him
And tell him this kiss was a mistake.
My hands are still so shaky from the shame.
Come on. You're gonna have to drive me.
Are you sweating?
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