I've never seen you sweat.
It started in vice principal what's-his-name's office,
And it hasn't stopped.
It's only coming from my elbow pits.
Well, your body's really abandoned you today.
No, I know.
That's actually not true.
Here you go, sport.
I expected something just a bit more manlier
When I ordered the miami vice.
Well, it's so tiny - that it makes you look bigger,
So that's manly.
Want to start a tab?
Oh, my god. I forgot my wallet.
It's 'cause I couldn't fit it
In these stupid skinny jeans,
And then I was sweating, and I went in the freezer,
And I was gonna put a frozen chicken in my underpants and --
My brain's telling me to keep going,
But your face is telling me to stop.
- 你可能更应该听我的表情的 - 可不
- You should probably listen to my face. - Yep.
I don't mind paying.
Yours is $5, and his is $16.
And they said they couldn't turn cheesecake into a shake.
You know what -- you should put this on the menu
And name it after me.
Can I get you anything else?
我 呃 我觉得我们可以吃点甜点了
I, uh, I believe we're ready for dessert.
We'll have three of your favorites.
Whatever the chef feels is the most inspired today.
Everything's pretty inspiring here.
Also, you don't need to show your badge every time you order.
Oh. He's just very proud of his chosen career.
Well, listen. It's not about being proud.
It's about getting out there and trying to make a difference.
- 是啊 - 我是说 别误会我说的话
- Mm. - I mean, don't get me wrong.
Am I proud of the badge?
You bet your ass
不好意思哈 我说的是法语的... 我很自豪
Sorry. My french... uh, I am.
But what I'm more proud of
is how many criminals tell me every day,
"We would be doing so much more crime
if it weren't for you."
That's really why we do it.
Please tell the chef we'll be skipping dessert.
And they thought today was their last day of school,
but it's not, with all these snow days,
so it just became this whole kerfuffle.
I love a man who says "Kerfuffle"
While holding a drink for a mouse.
Why don't we do this... why don't we just leave here?
We'll go back to my place, get my wallet,
And we'll go on a little pat-sponsored dinner.
- 那也行 - 你同意? 太棒了
- That works. - yeah? Great.
That's weird. It's a chicago p.D. Number.
So sorry. Hang on.
嗨 帕特 我是格拉斯基
Hey, Pat, it's Golaski.
I'm here at lenny's with your three beautiful children,
Who used your badge to get a tremendous amount of free food.
Um, I'm so sorry about this.
I-I'll be right down there.
Well, my kids have decided
To impersonate an officer at lenny's all-night diner.
That's their big move?
Why wouldn't they go buy booze?
Well, my kids are a bunch of weirdos.
嗨 歌♥洛丽亚 你在犯罪现场照片实验室上班 对吧?
Hey, Gloria. You work in the crime-scene photo lab, right?
What's the most gruesome thing
You've ever laid your eyes on?
Don't answer that.
And really, you can just pretend like they're not even here.
You are not meeting them.
Are you ashamed of us?
You guys are in a lot of trouble, you know.
Impersonating a cop is a felony.
我说过... 我知道是重罪 我跟他们说过的 我说过的
I s... I knew that. I said that. I said that.
And yet here you are.
I'm not gonna punish you in front of gloria.
In fact, as far as I'm concerned,
You have never even met her.
Dad, we get that you're on a date.
Nobody should be talking!
This actually is my first date in 18 1/2 years.
You don't say.
Listen, I'm so sorry.
If it's okay with you,
Can I just go on and take you home now?
We'll do dinner another night. I promise.
But I just... I really feel like I need to get inside
And deal with these highly unambitious criminals.
Yeah, it's fine.
Uh, but I don't think I can make it all the way home.
Can I, uh, run inside
And use your restroom real quick?
See, I'm not really supposed to have girls in the house.
- 好尴尬呀 - 天啦噜
- Oh, dear. - oh! Rough.
开玩笑的 呵呵 开玩笑的
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
We can do that. We can do that.
Just do it superduper quick.
And maybe... don't even wash your hands.
Oh. Hi. You're back.
Uh... come in.
Um, I just wanted to apologize.
You see, my ex is going on a date tonight
So I think I was just feeling jealous,
And... I acted out.
I've certainly been there.
But, then, why would I kiss you?
Because you like me.
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