So I made it through my year of coming out to the world.
It went better than expected,
But there was still one social hurdle to clear.
- 你怎么说? - 我愿意
- So? - yes.
An opportunity wasted on all these straight couples
with no imagination and zero design sense.
Hey, I want to pitch you my prom-posal for Lacey.
- 好的呀 - 玫瑰花
- Oh. - Roses.
From the grocery store.
Okay, I will fix this later.
Right now I have to go to V.P. Murray's office
and demand that this school let me take a boy to prom.
And not just for me, but for all gay kids who follow.
Dude! Hey! You messed up my banner!
Fine. I'll help you fix it,
But this is a high-traffic area.
You did not think this through.
Don't just stand there. Where's your glitter glue?
You're a lost cause.
I don't know.
If I accept his friendship,
Isn't that sending the wrong message?
You frenched your children's vice principal.
I'd say that sends a pretty strong message.
Now it's your job to gather intel
and see if you want to take it further.
I'll do it.
And now the dance begins.
Oh, dear lord.
He's wearing shorts.
Hey, you know what,
Jimmy's been asking for money for a limo for prom.
Does he even have a date?
No. He's still working on his prom-posal.
These days, kids make a bigger deal out of asking each other
To prom than you did asking me to marry you.
It feels like they've been
talking about this prom for months.
I'll be excited when it's over.
Oh, I like seeing children in evening wear.
I like seeing cats in glasses.
Well, done with this conversation.
Oh, my god, V.P. Murray
Has liked all your photos in that time.
He liked that I liked talbots?
What's this video?
Here it is... an original composition on my theremin.
Uh, fun fact... this is the only one in illinois.
不 看不下去了 取关
Nope. I'm out. Un-friend.
What?! Where did she go?
Uh, Kenny, hey.
Apropos of nothing,
Do you know if your mom changes her privacy settings often,
You know, on the social media and and the like?
V.P. Murray, it is my right as an american citizen
and a student of this school
to have the freedoms allowed to all the other students.
You want to take a boy to the prom.
If the supreme court could see fit...
You can take a boy to the prom.
I have a letter from a lawyer.
Well, then, frame it
because you are taking a male to the prom.
Who's the lucky guy?
Oh, crap. There is no lucky guy.
我没想过这一点 不行 不能表现出来
I did not think this through. Cover. Cover.
I'm the lucky guy for taking this brave step forward.
That's all I was asking for. You know, I like...
I wanted to make sure you got the math assignment.
不了 伊森 还是算了
No, thanks, Ethan. I'm good.
Shannon, you didn't even think about it.
You know, some people had to fight
for the right to go to prom.
Once they had that right, had no one to go with.
I'm talking about me.
I just don't understand
why you want to get hysterically excited about prom,
only to be utterly disappointed by the outcome.
Because I am an American!
But I'm never gonna get what I want
'cause I'm the only gay kid in this whole school.
What about clearly gay stuart?
Come here. Mah!
Well, I'm starting to think he might just be "Stuart."
Maybe you could go with that Barista from Rigby's roasters.
Isn't he gay?
Are you saying that because
He's the only other gay guy you know?
Jimmy, can you think of any gay guys Kenny can take to prom?
Oh! What about the barista from rigby's roasters?
Wasn't he gay?
You think I'm gonna take somebody
when the only thing we have in common
Is that we're both gay?
I think that's more important
than, say, uh, you both liking tennis.
Yo! What up, Lacey?!
You smell like eggs.
What are you doing?
You could have asked her right there.
As you can see, I'm not good off the cuff.
I have to plan it.
Yeah? Well, I don't even have anyone to plan for.
And I'm not asking for much.
I just want love at first sight with the perfect boy
And the perfect kiss and the perfect night.
May I have this dance?
This is perfect.
I can never hear enough Abba.
Why is he still here?
Do you guys see him, too?
The nordic twink in the hoodie?
Kenny, this is Sebastian,
Our new swedish foreign exchange student.
I thought you'd want to meet him
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