But your volcano is gonna win the blue ribbon,
and we are gonna take a picture with it as a family.
It's on my list!
But everyone does a volcano.
It's, like, so expected.
就好像 咋说呢 一个天主教老妈
Like, I don't know, a catholic mom
forcing her son to pretend he's not...
Or something. Now.
Whatever it is, you can tell me.
All right, well, you know how I was right about your bangs?
They just frame your face so perfectly.
Oh, my gosh!
Mimi, I'm so sorry.
Why don't you go upstairs and get cleaned off
before my heterosexual son
thinks this is a wet t-shirt contest?
I got some in my eye.
Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry.
It really burns.
对的 一直走 宝贝
Yeah, go on ahead there, hon.
Just take your time there, honey!
You cannot keep me from telling Mimi forever!
How do you even know you are what you say you are?
You're still just a kid.
You've never even had relations with a girl.
It's like when you were little
and you said you hated papaya,
but you hadn't even tried it.
Then once you tried it, you couldn't get enough.
How are you guys?
Well, my mom doesn't think I'm gay,
And she wants me to try Mimi's papaya.
艾琳 好消息是 整个社区都支持你
Eileen, the good news is, the community is behind you.
I ran into Kelly Butler at the grocery store.
She didn't want to stop by and bother you,
but she told me to give you this ham.
Do you see how far we've fallen, Kenny?
Yeah, you know, 'cause that's what people send
when you've had a gay in the family.
This hunk of junk.
Your sister buys stupid cars!
Whoa! African candy.
You know the car's not from Africa, right, buddy?
So, what's the brain plan, dad?
Well, I got to be honest, Jimmy.
The brain plan is not a thing.
Lots of things are changing,
and we're just gonna play it out.
After my friend Jason's parents got divorced,
his dad got a sweet new condo
with a tennis court and a rec room,
and there were airline pilots that lived in the building, dad.
- 讲真? - 真的!
- Yeah? - Yeah!
Yeah, I mean, divorce sucks,
but the one nice thing
is you get a second awesome place to live.
You'd be okay with that?
Are you kidding me? Of course I would.
That means I'd have two houses.
That's two kitchens.
Two bottles of ketchup!
Hey, you know what, buddy?
We're looking for apartments today.
Yes! Sweet! Cool!
等下 不行啊 那妈妈让咱们去退车的计划呢?
Wait, no. What about, uh, mom's plan to return the car?
我们要去看公♥寓♥ 我们不需要... 计划
Where we're going, we don't need... plans.
Although we might need a tow truck.
No matter what my mom says, I have to come out to Mimi.
I just hope it goes okay.
Hey, maybe we'll even end up being best friends,
Like "Will & Grace."
嘿 小伙 来坐
Hey, fella. Have a seat.
Mimi, I have something to tell you.
Now... it might not be easy to hear,
and I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but...
You're not gay.
You're really gay.
And now you can be my gbff.
I know. I'm sorry.
I should have told you a long time ago,
但是 你也知道的 我自己也在尝试弄清楚
But, you know, I was still trying to figure it out.
This totally screws up my plan.
Uh, your plan?
I was going to lose my virginity to you.
You checked off all the boxes
聪明 给人安全感 颜值也够了
Smart, safe, good-looking enough.
I put months into grooming you to be the one,
and now I have to start all over?
I guess this explains your stupid blouse.
What? No. It's just a regular shirt!
No, it's not!
Thank you. Yes!
I got your ham salad.
I just picked it up off the porch.
You could have come in and said hello.
Can't wait to see you at the science fair.
Uh, talk to you later. Okay.
Oh, and you made me go as Justin Bieber
For halloween while you got to be Selena Gomez!
I mean, like, we won a prize. Stop bitching.
You don't get to be mad, Kenny!
I'm the one who gets to be mad!
Why is there ham salad on the stairs?
Do you hear that clicking?
Don't be silly.
I bet you're happy to see me go.
I know you never really liked me.
Oh, why would you say that?
Because you said to my face that you never really liked me.
I was just playing.
You said, "I never really liked you.
And I'm not playing."
My, isn't memory a funny thing?
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