Did you know Kenny was gay before he told you?
Ugh, I have cramps.
Can I give you one of my teas?
Mimi! Do these capris make me look fat?
Your boobs feel squishy.
I am such an idiot.
This place is amazing.
It comes with a microwave.
And a bathroom! Dude.
We didn't have a plan, and look what we found.
Ah, this is working out great.
So, what were you thinking? Six-month lease?
Mm...I don't know.
We're not really planning things these days.
There's a bed on the wall.
And a jacuzzi in the rec room.
Dad, you have to get this place.
Mom's never let us go in a jacuzzi.
She calls it the devil's chowder.
It's 'cause of the nudity and bacteria.
But that doesn't scare us.
Hey. How you doing...
Look, Kenny, I don't want to be mad at you.
我也不想 过来 宝宝
Me neither. Come here, Biebs.
And I was thinking... mm.
Even if you are gay,
that doesn't mean we still can't
Lose our virginity to each other.
Doesn't it, though?
We're such good friends,
And I feel safe with you.
Do you really want to go your whole life
Without knowing what it's like?
Shouldn't you have something to compare everything else to?
Maybe she's right.
Shouldn't I know what it's like?
Oh, this isn't so bad.
And plus, if you squint,
She looks a little like Orlando Bloom.
You won't be sorry.
Let me be your papaya.
Just try Mimi's papaya. I know you'll like it.
You could have just said no.
Mm, this is the life, isn't it?
Sitting in a jacuzzi, wearing shirts.
It's not even that I'm ashamed of my body.
It's just more comfortable.
We don't have to justify it.
Think about it... 24 hours ago,
You were married and fighting.
And now we are just chilling in a hot tub
with the bubbles, not a care in the world.
Living the high life.
Ah, I'm glad you feel that way.
So, how's this gonna work?
Are you gonna be here, like, every other week?
- 或者隔一天? - 不知道
- Every other day? - I don't know.
We'll figure it out,
享受这水流就好 对吧 老弟?
Just go with the flow, right, buddy?
- 星期天怎么办? - 怎么说?
- What about Sundays? - What about 'em?
Well, I mean, I love watching football with you.
Mm-hmm. But mom makes that amazing five-layer dip.
So, are you gonna make the same five-layer dip,
Or do I have to watch football with mom?
I can make a dip... I think.
Really? All five layers?
Whew. This hot tub is really hot.
Is this place gonna fit all of us?
And there's only one bed, and it's in the wall.
And this place is pretty far from school,
And that's... do we still go to school?!
Yes! Of course you still go to school.
And yes, this place is far from school,
And yes, that's probably gonna be a problem.
No, I don't... I don't want to sleep in the wall.
I know that I acted brave about it before,
But I don't... I don't know how to sleep vertical.
You don't have to sleep in the wall, buddy.
I didn't think this through.
God, I should have had a plan.
Yeah, you really should have.
And why are we swimming in our shirts?
In the devil's chowder!
They don't even have towels.
I have towels in my apartment.
I would like to dry you.
Okay, now I remember why we're swimming in our shirts.
Just thought you'd like to know, your plan worked.
I just got done doing it with Mimi,
and it was so hot and sexy that I am totally straight now.
Oh, honey, really?
What? What? No! Gross!
Mom, do you realize how wrong this is?!
Is it wrong for me to be worried about your everlasting soul?
I talked to father Phil about it, and he agrees.
Oh. Really? This was father Phil's idea?
To trick me into having sex with Mimi
by dressing her up as a mumford & son?
While he was talking to me about compassion,
I thought of it myself.
That is some crazy Old Testament mom.
Kenneth Christopher Sebastian O'Neal,
do you pray to jesus with that mouth?
So, how's the project coming?
Do we have a winner?
Oh, I don't really get it,
but every time she says the word "Computer,"
- 我就搞不明白了 - 太棒了
- I bedazzle something. - Perfect!
Everyone's impressed by computers.
So, yesterday, you were telling me
that premarital sex is a sin,
But today, you're trying to force me
into doing it with a girl?
Because being a... you know, is a bigger sin.
Well, I am "You know,"
and you're gonna have to accept that sooner or later.
No. I cannot accept that a smart kid
who's got everything going for him
is gonna choose to live a life that's not normal.
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