So, you don't care if I'm happy as long as I'm normal!
Why can't you just spend the rest of your life
with a trampy girl I can't stand?!
You know what? This has been a tough day.
I'm gonna go.
She's quiet in the bathroom. I'll give her that.
Mom, can I go in and set up my project?
We're waiting for your father so we can go in as a family.
是啊 我们要做正常人 莎伦 记得么?
Yeah, we've got to be normal, Shannon, remember?
尤其是我 所以 小姐们 看好你们的胸部
Especially me. So, ladies, guard your fun bags.
cause this heterosexual is on the prowl.
What in the world?
Sorry we're late.
You were supposed to sell that thing.
Why do you smell like the devil's chowder?
Why do you love Moscow?
I don't want to talk about it.
Let's just walk in together, as a family.
We'll get Shannon's blue ribbon and our dignity back.
Let's show them we don't need their ham.
Okay. Initiate Master Plan.
Gather entire school... check.
Have smartest child finish blue-ribbon project... check.
And make sure everyone sees you
walk in as the perfect family... check.
Look how happy my mom is.
This is her shining moment.
I'm so happy to see you here.
Okay, let me show you some catholic mom-speak.
Your family's just been through so much.
Did you get my ham?
Yes, I did, and it was delicious.
Thank you for your kindness.
Computers are getting smarter and smarter, am I right?
Well, according to Moore's law,
computers will soon have the capacity
to run simulations of multiple universes
where the people in them believe in their own consciousness.
So, there's a very good chance that the reality
we're experiencing now is a computer simulation.
Therefore, my hypothesis is...
there is no god.
Why can't we just be a normal family
who does stupid volcanos?
Well, maybe because we are the volcano.
I'm sad to say
你的 "无神论" 项目没有达到
Your project disproving god doesn't fit the parameters
We've set for our science fair here at St. Barklay's.
We love science, but this is pushing it.
I'm afraid you've been disqualified.
Mom was right.
I should have just done a normal project like she wanted.
Well, at least you can do a normal project one day.
I'm gonna be a disappointment forever.
I mean, think about it.
Hang on a second.
You may not agree with this project.
In fact, I don't agree with it.
I don't actually understand it.
And I certainly don't condone what it says.
BUT I LOVE THIS PROJECT.
I've loved it since it was a little...
Maybe it's not normal.
But maybe being normal isn't the most important thing.
For a project.
哈! 太好了! 我们赢了! 第一名!
BLAM! YES! WE WON! FIRST PLACE!
That's just the participation ribbon
That all the children get.
I appreciate your support, mom.
It really means a lot.
You're grounded until you believe in god.
Thank you for what you said back there.
I don't know why you're thanking me.
I was talking about Shannon.
Well, thank you for what you said about Shannon.
I know you're upset that I didn't win,
But it's really no big deal
Since I proved none of this is real.
And now you've lost your allowance.
Money is just a ponzi scheme
That the government created to control the masses.
不不 亲爱的 你先走
No, no, no, honey, you go.
No, you go.
No, no, go on.
You can go.
Oh, for the love of...
Go ahead, sweetheart.
I think I figured out a way
for you to have your mom's five-layer dip
And still watch football with me on Sundays.
I'm gonna move into the basement.
You are making some good choices, dad!
谢谢 儿子 听着
Ah, thanks, buddy. And listen.
If there's anything you're ever worried about
or you just want to come and talk to me... anything...
Are you and mom still gonna be friends?
I hope so.
Maybe we'll be better friends.
不 讲真 你先走
No, no, really, you go.
You told me to go!
What is wrong with you people?!
There's a lot wrong with us, Mimi.
Causing bodily harm to you multiple times
in a single day is only the beginning.
You guys, I'm not gonna be offended.
Just tell me the truth.
On a scale of 1 to 10...
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