-对不起 对不起 -汤米
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. - Tommy.
I know I should've called,
but I wanted to surprise you,
and my key didn't work,
and so I set off your alarm,
and I may have broken your door.
- But I'll fix it. - It's okay.
各位 他真是我弟弟 谢谢你们
Guys, he really is my brother. Thank you.
You couldn't have called first?
Don't pretend you didn't miss me.
You know what I miss?
The $750 you still owe me,
and that is my jacket you're wearing.
So, what's going on?
You look good. You okay?
Actually... I could use your help.
Of course. How much do you need?
No, no. That's not why I'm here this time.
I swear. I got plenty of money.
That's the problem.
The IRS says that it is in a bank account somewhere,
in my name, and that I have to pay taxes on it,
but I don't have that kind of money.
Or do I? 'Cause it is in my name,
and that's my Social Security number.
It could be an accounting error.
Or identity theft, although they usually take money.
They don't give it.
Whoever parked this money in your name
knew you well enough to think you'd never find it.
So, is there a roommate or a girlfriend?
- Someone you work with? - Someone you work for?
Could you guys maybe help me find out?
We could if we had our computers.
You don't have any computers?
Sophie has her hacktop.
If she can figure out where the money comes from,
we can at least let the IRS know.
Or, you know, we could keep the money.
It's not yours to keep.
Yeah, but then I could pay you guys,
and I could pay you back for all the money
that you've loaned me over the last few decades.
We could use the money.
Not if it belongs to someone else.
So...let's find out.
Benjamin Jones, I'd like you to meet my supervisor,
Agent Justine Diaz.
Agent Dao speaks very highly of you, Agent Diaz.
Oh, you mean Special Agent Dao,
now of the FBI's Intelligence Division.
I got promoted thanks to you.
Thanks to you, Mr. Jones,
we were able to put Sybil Griffiths behind bars.
And ever since, Dao has been after me
to sign off on a deal that'll get you out in three to five years.
I would be very grateful.
Here's the thing, though.
I have a problem with you being out on the street
in three to five years.
What would you say if I told you
I could get you out of here tomorrow?
...what's the catch?
The answer is no.
We're giving you your freedom.
You're giving me a death sentence.
We're giving you the opportunity to live exactly as you did before.
设立骗局 干上一票 只是要带上我
Setting up cons, pulling jobs, but looping me in
so that I can collect evidence, make arrests.
Once word spreads that I'm setting people up for the feds --
That's not gonna happen.
You're too good.
Fact. You've never been caught.
And as much as I'd like to take the credit,
the only reason you're here
is because you turned yourself in.
The only reason I turned myself in
was to do the three to five years
and start over, get married.
- He's engaged. - To Alice Vaughan.
I read the file.
But if I go undercover for you guys,
she won't be able to get anywhere near me
without endangering herself.
Which is why we're prepared to offer you other incentives.
You'd be on retainer,
with a generous expense account.
And how would you get me out of here?
We'd get your case - thrown out on a technicality.
You can just do that?
- How long would this deal be? - Three years.
- One. - Two.
if this job doesn't kill me first.
And exactly what kind of jobs are we talking about?
遛狗 挥牌 手模
Dog walker, sign twirler, hand model.
Oh, but that got weird.
16 jobs in the last 3 months.
Did you give any of your employers your Social Security number?
You think one of them put the money in my name?
Could be. It's a place to start.
Maybe that ferret guy in Studio City.
Oh, sorry. Ferret wrangler?
Studio City? How long have you been here?
Not long. A few weeks.
You didn't call me?
No. I just -- I wanted to get my life together,
get a real job before I called you.
But there are no jobs for Millennials.
Sweetie, you are not a Millennial.
Don't be mean. I'm trying.
It's just I'm not qualified to do anything.
Okay, what about waiting tables?
-他会打人 -就一次 打了一个人
- He punches people. - One customer one time.
He has a problem with authority.
No! I have a problem with injustice.
And it gets me into trouble.
That seems to run in the family.
Oh, hey, write down all your employers
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