Is that our P2P protocol?
-对 我就黑着玩玩 -视频聊天
- Yeah, I'm just hacking for fun. - Videochat?
Yes! I can... see you now.
It's me. Pakistani Denzel.
From the ashes will rise the phoenix
that shall be known as "Bachmanity."
That's what you're gonna call your company?
Coleman Blair partners would like to offer Pied Piper
six million dollars.
We'll just need your John Hancock.
- I can't. - Why the fuck not?!
Because the numbers are fake!
We bought fake users from a Bangladeshi click farm.
Laurie wants out.
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
Pied Piper and all of its assets are now officially
the property of Bachmanity LLC.
- Did you just say "Bachmanity?" - They had the highest bid?
Bachmanity it is then.
Richard, you pulled us out of a nosedive.
Of course, inevitably we will plummet towards the earth,
but in the meantime we are flying high.
不用了 我明天再来取车 今晚喝太多了
No, I'll get my car tomorrow. I had too many.
Got an Uber coming. Thank you.
That was fast.
Hello. For Jim?
Oh, would you-- would you care for a water?
Why are your fingers orange?
It's-- It's iodine.
I've been... biting my nails,
so I put this on there to stop me from doing it.
Looks like Cheetos, tastes like asshole.
So, what do you do?
Venture capital over at Wood Opal.
Uh, can I take this?
- Sure. - All right.
My goodness, this video chat app
is light-years ahead of anything else out there on the market.
Yes, and you can add multiple concurrent users
with no loss in picture quality, even on conventional 3G.
Let's see what happens when we add more friends.
Hi, friend. What's up?
Hey, should we add another friend?
Yeah, we should.
How many friends can we conference at the same time?
Well, thanks to the amazing new TURN server,
as many as you like.
What if someone is in an area with poor cellular reception?
I doubt it would even work.
如果管用的话 延迟啊 画质啊...
And if it did, the lag, the video quality...
...that would be horrible.
Well, let's find out.
Could you keep your eyes on the road, please?
Yeah, got it. I'm on it.
Look at that. The image is so clear.
We all look amazing, don't we?
- Yeah, we really do. - Yes.
Is that really just on a cell signal?
Uh, yes. This is the amazing new company PiperChat.
Wait a minute.
I saw you at TechCrunch.
You're Richard Hendricks.
The very same. Yeah.
You're the fucking guy
that tried to walk into Coleman Blair with fraudulent numbers.
-那其实是我的错 -是我 但不是那样
- That was actually my fault. - Yes, but no.
I mean, that... that's the old thing.
This is the new thing,
and I can assure you, it's very, very real.
You're not even my driver.
This says Sandeep in an Escalade.
-我♥操♥ -听着 听着
- Ah, shit. - Look, look.
No one will even talk to us, which is crazy.
We just surpassed 120,000 daily active users
and we're growing at a rate of 18 percent,
organically, week over week.
Richard, that's Facebook-level growth.
- Pull over now. - That is great!
理查德 理查德 不要停车
Richard, Richard, do not pull over.
- You will never see him again if he gets out. - I am not involved!
Richard, can you hear me?
好了 说真的 理查德 你得停车
Okay, for real, Richard. You have to pull over.
理查德 不要 不要停车
Richard, do not... do not pull over.
- You'll never see him again. - Hey, are you on the shitter?
Pull the fuck over.
- Richard! - Okay.
What the fuck? Are you seriously trying to kidnap me right now?
No. It's the locks.
I don't know. It's not my car.
Child locks are on.
I was babysitting my friend Gloria's great-granddaughter.
It's on the left.
-弄好了 听着听着 -该死
- Got it. Look, look, look. - God damn it!
Come on. Listen to me.
We are desperate. We need funding.
- You need funding? - Yes.
Hit a million daily active users
while sustaining the same kind of growth,
then everybody in town will be trying to kidnap you.
Yeah, easy for you to say.
Can you imagine how much these servers are costing me
just to keep this ship afloat?
Right, and every new user increases our server cost.
Really? I'm sorry.
Is it hard to become a billionaire?
Welcome to the Valley, assholes.
- Fuck. - What a dick.
Well, assuming we don't get arrested,
looks like we have to work our asses off
to reduce our hosting bill.
If you actually get to a million users...
call me. My cell's on the back.
Did you finish?
Yeah, I just pushed my code.
Took me two fucking days,
but I broke up our entire code base into parallel services.
You know, this whole job would've been a lot easier
if you hadn't designed sloppy services in the first place.
Oh, silly me.
I guess when I hacked together
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