Just look sexy, please.
- Come on. - You always look sexy.
God, I'm so happy I married you.
What are they going to do to me in there?
If you stop taking pictures and come inside,
we can find out.
This place is amazing.
You think we're still going to want to bang each other when we're 80?
Uh, you better. Otherwise I'm going to leave your ass.
Admit it. I'm the best you've ever had.
Actually, there was this one guy...
Shut up. Shut up.
You are so sexy.
Let's go inside.
Last stop on the haunted honeymoon tour.
Better make it good.
Here comes the bride.
Oh my God.
Built in 1908,
Briarcliff Manor was the largest tuberculosis ward on the East Coast.
46,000 people died here.
You think it's haunted?
They shuttle the bodies out through an underground tunnel
called "The death chute."
We should totally do it in the death chute.
Oh, my God, you are so demented.
I love you.
What are we going to tell our kids about the honeymoon?
Tell them the truth.
How we visited the 12 most haunted places in America
and screwed our brains out in every single one.
Or that Mommy's a horror freak
and Daddy lives to make Mommy happy?
Come on. Let's keep exploring.
We got an hour before sunset. Let's make it quick.
The Catholic Church bought this place in '62
and turned it into a sanitarium for the criminally insane.
Legend has it that once you are committed at Briarcliff,
you never got out.
Their most famous resident was a serial killer named...
- Say "Bloody Face." - Bloody Face.
You got to see this. Get in here.
Tie my down.
I'm sick, doctor.
- Can you help me? - I don't know.
You seem to have a very bad case of morbid erotica.
Ready for your injection?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that? Let's go see.
No, no, no, no...
拜托 拜托了 我们走
Come on. No, come on. Let's go.
You're killing me.
Promise I'll make it up to you.
Swear we're coming back. Promise me we're coming back.
-我保证 我保证 -好吧
- I promise, I promise. - Okay.
Maybe it's Bloody Face.
Maybe it's just old pipes.
You can totally put it in my ass right now.
I can't see.
Hey, take it easy. Take it easy.
怎么 你怕了吗 胆小鬼
What, you scared? Pussy.
上帝啊 怎么了 怎么了
Oh, my God! What? What? What?
Oh, you are such a prick.
You are such a prick.
Speaking of which...
No, I want to know what's in there.
Do it again and I'll blow you.
Give me your phone.
It got me!
That'll be three dollars even.
30 cents a gallon.
You think because you're out here in the toolies
you can gouge people?
I don't set the prices, sir.
Kids get a coloring book?
Yeah, that be Texaco.
得了吧 杰克 抓紧回家吧
Come on, Jack. I just want to go home.
*There goes my baby*
*Wondering where she is bound*
*And made her cry*
Sign says closed.
You're trying to get killed?
Do you know what I keeps in this cabinet?
Look anything like this?
该死 给我 快给我
Geez, give me... give me that.
We just want to borrow it.
Nigger try to mess with Randy's little sister.
-你们疯了吗 -别这样 基特
- Are you guys insane? - Come on, Kit.
We're just gonna scare him, come with us.
I'm not going with you guys.
And neither is the gun. So, just leave.
How much is Al paying you these days?
I hear you got yourself a maid.
That's what I hear anyway.
Something smells good, Mrs. Walker.
I'm not used to putting those two words together.
But I like it, Mr. Walker.
- So, how are you? - Good.
- How are you? - I'm good.
Let's do it, babe.
Let's tell everyone.
Come on. We didn't commit a crime.
We drove to Provincetown and got married.
你的家人 我的父母 他们应该知道
Your family, my folks-- they should know.
The world will change one day.
The world is wrong.
We need to keep it a secret.
It makes me feel like I can't protect my own family.
The roast is just about ready.
That's not what I'm hungry for.
I can't take... damn it...
I hope you like your beef tough and dry
because that's what we're having for dinner tonight.
The first course was delicious.
Where you going?
To make you dinner.
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