Does it look like I have time to tell you
what happened on Shameless last week?
Yo, back the fuck up!
Back the fuck up, shit for brains!
We treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago
and arrived at a diagnosis of alcoholic dementia.
It involves significant impairments of memory
and other cognitive functions.
We are not selling the house!
We are selling the house, all right?
Everybody got that? No more conversations.
No more bullshit--we're selling the fuckin' house.
Gallagher, I have reassigned you to the eviction unit.
Officer Tipping knows what to do.
I am not moving back to Chicago, okay?
Louisville is my home now.
You can't just decide a place is your home.
You may be living here temporarily,
but it won't ever be your home.
Girl, you are so dramatic.
Suckers put money in retirement plans.
Me-- I planned the perfect heist.
What, are you gonna rob a bank?
A bank. Please.
We're gonna rob the Art Institute.
- Is that-- - No.
Good morning, Chicago.
A new dawn breaks on the citywide hunt for "Nighthawks,"
Edward Hopper's most famous painting,
stolen from the Art Institute.
Despite the museum's state-of-the-art security system,
the thief left no trace.
A-are we sure this is the real one?
Be a hell of a coincidence.
I don't get it. Two guys and a girl,
like, buying coffee-- what's the big deal?
It's supposed to be romantic.
I guess I kind of see it.
What? They look miserable,
but at least they're miserable together.
I think it's rudimentary.
Three people at a diner?
Give me some paper. I'll draw it.
Yeah, I kind of doubt that, Picasso.
It's just another mediocre artist
who's only famous because he's white.
All right, look, well, we got to get rid of it, right?
I mean, if the cops find it here, we're all doin' time.
Uh, yo, coffee?
Yeah, top of the washer.
When are you gonna fix the hot water?
I froze my tits off in the shower this morning.
Got the gas company comin' sometime today.
Hey, or you can get your tools out
- and you can fix it. - No, thanks.
Not helping you sell the house we grew up in.
我去 小黛 又开始了吗
Jesus Christ, Debs, this again?
Yes, this again.
I was supposed to be working today,
making money to feed my child,
but instead, Franny and I have to go look for a new place to live,
hopefully somewhere with no lead paint or mass shootings.
Hey, Debs, you still covering the afternoon shift?
- What shift? - The Alibi.
Kev and V are in Louisville
helping V's mom settle in,
so Mick and I are opening.
No, no. No one's going anywhere
until we get rid of this thing, all right?
It's not my problem now,
now that you're the one making decisions.
Come on, Franny.
We could burn it.
Burn a piece of art history worth, what,
-几百万美元吧 -等等 几百万
- millions of dollars? - Wait--millions?
Shit. That's a section 668 federal offense.
That's a major artwork? Ten years, each.
I know a guy who moved some dinosaur bones
that fell off Field Museum truck a few years back.
Want me to see if he can find a buyer?
No, there's not a fence in the world that can move this.
I mean, it'd be like tryin' to sell the "Mona Lisa."
Let's just put it in an alley by the Art Institute,
call in a tip.
Frank's prints are gonna be all over it.
I mean, how do you get prints off canvas--carpet cleaner?
Do we even have carpet cleaner?
Is that the original?
How the hell did it get here?
Good question, Frank.
They fucked me.
- You stole it. - It was Tease.
是不是 他说什么了 他放这里干什么
Wasn't it? What'd he say? Why did he bring it here?
Tease is dead.
- What? - You told me yesterday.
Y-you don't remember anything about this, right?
Why would he lie?
'Cause he's Frank.
The doctor said there would be good days and bad.
- What doctor? - Or he's a lying sack of shit
who never takes responsibility for any of the crap he does.
You can't talk to me like that.
-我还是你父亲 -他控制不了 伊恩
- I'm still your father. - He can't help it, Ian.
Don't talk about me like I'm not here.
- I know a guy-- - What are you doing?
弗兰克 弗兰克 弗兰克
Frank, Frank, Frank--
-我认识个人 -放回去 坐下
- I know a guy-- - Put it down, sit down.
You don't know a guy.
What are we gonna do?
He's gonna say we should hand it over to the po-po.
Hell, no, they'll kick me off the force
and lock the rest of you up.
Just give me the day. I'll scope things out.
Well, somebody's got to watch Frank.
We can't. We're openin' the Alibi.
- Take him with us. - You can't take him to the Alibi--
he'll tell everybody he stole it.
- Then we're all fucked. - I'm not gonna tell people I stole it.
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