Jesus, you really don't remember what happened last year?
Pay some fucking attention this time.
Your life's not simple, Fiona,
and you're nothing like anyone I've ever met.
You make me want to enjoy my life again.
Who the hell is that?
In my whole career, I've never seen such a
- spectaular display of alcoholism. -Thank you.
- How much are we short? - $18.30.
I'm take the PSATs for some Polish kid.
Are you able to kick in, like, ten more?
I get paid Friday.
Okay, I'll figure out the rest.
I can loan you the money.
We don't need your charity.
"Fiona, thanks for a night I'll never forget."
Who the fuck's Tony?
I've waited a long time for last night to happen.
At least Tony's not coming here
getting all in my family's business
What the fuck is wrong, Frank?!
Maybe that's what I want.
You know nothing about me.
Then teach me!
- I'm gay. - I know.
That's for screwing my husband.
I want another baby.
- What? - I get what I want,
and you can have what you want.
Put the candy back, now.
- Fuck! - Shit!
I like you, Fiona.
You're a dirty girl, like me.
Jasmine, this is Veronica.
-小维住在隔壁 -你好 小维
- V lives next door. - Hiya, v.
We're only taking in a foster kid for a week
to get the money to pay for my stupid parking tickets.
Want to go over to the park,
Throw the old pigskin around?
Would it be all right if my son Jonah came?
I scored you a 2,200.
I'm an investigator for the educational evaluation service.
This is the robotics lab. It is the best in the country.
Come by anytime.
Science just turns me on.
What are you hiding?
I left them.
Your house is Frank's wet dream.
Never gonna get him out.
- Dad. - Son.
- What are we? - Friends.
- Just friends? - Friends who like to do this.
I knew that.
It says here you can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin.
口♥交♥ 纵欲 黑色假阳♥具♥
Oral sex, orgy, big black strap-on dildo.
He humiliated me!
Don't ever come back!
You're out of the house.
I'm out of the house!
现在如何 爸爸 我还是婊♥子♥吗
What do you think now, daddy? Am I still a whore?
I think I was kind of falling in love with her.
How long you been stealing cars?
Who says I steal them?
I have to leave town. Come with me.
Costa Rica, it's beautiful.
I think I might be in love with him.
Scary, isn't it?
I love you. I want to be with you.
Come with me.
80 81 82
80, 81, 82,
Won't be long now, Frank.
In a few days, she's gonna make it to the store,
then the hair salon, Alibi room.
Gonna meet your friends.
Hear all those heart-warming,
scumbag freeloading Frank stories.
Who the hell is that?
Friend from group.
Sex addicts anonymous.
Gig's almost up, Daddy Frank.
Time to make other plans.
Hey, cut it off, Ernie.
Hey, do you mind if we drop Cami off early tomorrow?
Teresa's got inventory at Costco.
And tell Teresa thanks for the case of dented soup.
Bye-bye, Cami. Mwah.
Eddie goes to the corner for a pack of lucky's,
never heard from again.
Goddamn city couldn't wait to stop paying him.
Wasn't two weeks before the checks stopped coming.
And now what are we supposed to live off of?
Sheila's single disability check?
How does Mr. Osama-Obama expect us to survive on that?
He gonna try and tase me. I hit him.
If Sheila does go to work,
what's she going to make?
Minimum wage... at best.
Nobody's heard from Eddie?
- He tases me... - Not a word.
Man's got no sense of responsibility.
Leaving a family of three to fend for ourselves.
I got tased twice, man.
What you say?
I said bullshit!
I got tasered for like a second,
I crapped myself.
There's no way you got tasered twice,
fought off three cops ran away.
You calling me a liar?
At the very least, an exaggerator.
A grand says I did.
Kev, you still got that taser back there?
I'll see your grand and add nine more.
10,000 in American legal tender
says you can not get tasered twice
and not soil your tighty whities,
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