Nobody's saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden.
Hell, some people say God avoids this place altogether,
but it's been a good home to us...
to me and my kids, who I'm proud of,
'cause every single one of them
reminds me a little bit of me.
Fiona, my rock, huge help.
菲奥娜 我的掌上明珠 家庭支柱
Has all the best qualities of her mother,
except she's not a raging psycho bitch.
Lip, smart as a whip.
Straight "A"s and the honor roll.
Boy's definitely going somewhere.
You, come back!
Ian, industrious, conscientious,
伊恩 勤奋好学 一丝不苟
ambitious, incredible work ethic.
Don't have a clue where he got that from.
Wants to be a paratrooper.
Knows how to disembowel an enemy
with a roll of dimes and an old gym sock.
Uh, I don't really know that much about Carl.
Oh, loves animals.
Always dragging home some poor stray he found,
taking them up to his room.
Sent by God, total angel.
Raises money for UNICEF year round,
some of which she actually turns in.
Liam, going to be a star.
I'm no biologist,
but he looks a little bit like my first sponsor.
He and the ex were close.
Kev and Veronica, fantastic neighbors.
There's nothing they won't do for each other.
Or to each other.
That didn't hurt half as much as I thought it would.
I never realized how little sex I was having
till V and Kev moved next door.
And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher,
还有我 弗兰克·加拉格 父亲 老师
mentor, captain of our little ship.
We may not have much, but all of us, to a man,
knows the most important thing in this life...
we know how to fucking party!
Fuck you, man!
I fell down.
You had it yesterday.
No. You've got a Happy Meal on the front of that shirt.
Oh, um, field trip. Need Dad's signature.
Okay. Arms up.
Wow, Deb, that's getting really good.
天呐 黛比 越写越像啊
Who's got the phone? I got it.
Any minutes left? Uh, 14.
Hey, I need something for show and tell.
How much are we short?
Oh, I'm tutoring after school.
I should be able to kick in like ten more.
Hey, did, uh, Carl put in any?
You're almost nine.
You're going to have to start pulling your weight.
That's right, and get a real job,
not just dipping into the collection plate at St. Tim's.
I'm filling in for Candi.
I can cover the rest.
Extra kraut on mine.
Cheese on mine.
Somebody's got to take Liam.
Uh, I got a calculus test.
I'm working after school.
Show and tell?
Show them the birthmark on his back.
It looks like Latvia.
That's my fucking bike!
No Candi again?
Bobby's got a bail hearing.
That kid's going to be the death of her.
What is it this time?
Tried tagging a cop car with the cops still in it.
Who's got the jumbo dog?
How'd you know?
X ray vision.
Would you tap that ass?
Once, if I double bagged it.
Project girls don't abort.
I'm here to help Karen study for her midterm.
You have to take your shoes off.
I'll get you a plastic bag.
Here you go.
She's got this thing about people bringing dirt in the house.
Okay, so, um... if you remember it like this,
the... the formula is completely visible.
Midget naked witch is bending over,
and she's crying
cause she lost one ear and she can't find it.
因为她没了一只耳朵 而且找不到了 '
How do you know all this?
Uh, just something I like to fool around with.
Like a hobby?
Uh, no. More like a plan.
Physics? Yeah, yeah.
物理吗 是啊 是啊
Have you done Newton's first? I've got a great one for that.
Um, "Everybody continues
in a state of rest
or uniform motion
unless acted upon
by an external...
Uh, hang on.
Karen, I'm, uh...
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