麻风病人 疯子 地精
Aw, water soup again?
Now it's crow soup.
Ooh, I call an eye!
- Me, two! ?- Me, three!
And Maggie gets the beak.
Your hovel got in the way of my horse.
Kiss his hooves in apology.
拜托 请宽恕我们 尊贵的骏马
Oh, please, forgive us, noble steed.
Our nostrils are not worthy of your mighty stench.
Are those new horseshoes?
Oh, they look good on you!
We serfs are starving, while they're feasting
and jousting and posing for tapestries
where they're friends with a unicorn.
As if any unicorn would like them.
Unicorns like nice people-- I'm a nice person.
Young lady, that kind of talk is anti-feudalist,
and I won't have it!
Without feudalism, we wouldn't have this hovel,
our bountiful filth, or my awesome buboes.
Ooh-hoo. I'll lance you later.
Bart! They just stuck new severed heads up
on the city walls!
我们能去吗 妈妈 能吗 能吗
Oh! Can we go, Ma? Can we? Can we?
That's a lovely idea.
Oh. And we can bring my mom.
I hope she's doing okay in her new nursing home.
Which one is your mom's web?
Son, is that you?
Ah, you ruined my nap!
Just like you ruined my daughter's life.
They didn't skimp on the tar.
That's the secret to long-lasting heads.
Ooh, there's Ned Flanders!
It's always nice when you know someone.
Those are the kind of sideburns I was saying you should grow.
Pretty, pretty sharp.
See how the heads of rich people
get the tallest pikes with the best view?
It's so unfair.
I told you to lay off feudalism.
It's the only system we know.
We have no choice about it, and therefore it's the best.
The system is designed to keep us down.
That's not true.
In a great country like ours,
a poor girl can grow up to be anything she wants--
a wife or a harlot and... that's it.
I wanted to be a harlot, but it's all who you know.
It's never too late.
Everyone is somebody's weird fetish.
Mom. What's wrong with your skin?
It's blue, and ice-cold.
This could be a serious disease.
Homer, she needs medical attention.
Pretty, pretty sharp.
It's never easy to say this.
You've got... Genital Snerfs.
Doc, is there any way to control occasional flare-ups?
耶 耶 呀呼
Yeah! ?Yay! ?Yippee!
Now, what have we here?
This can only be the bite
of an Ice Walker!
An Ice Walker?
Mom, how did this happen?
Oh, I dated a ravenous wight
who abhors the warmth of the living.
- And? ?- He got fresh.
抱歉 宝贝 我知道我搞砸了
I'm sorry, baby. I know I screwed up.
But you got to give me another chance.
I love you.
She's 900 years younger than you, you pervert.
I like 'em young, that ain't no crime.
Is my mom gonna be okay?
Mm, I'm sorry, but a week from now,
your mother will be frozen solid.
No! No, that can't be.
She's barely into her hag years.
All you can do is give her leeches for the pain.
Here's an organizer.
So... so there's nothing we can do to save her?
well, there's one treatment.
All we have to do is buy this amulet.
My mom is saved!
but a hundred GP?
I mean, that's more than a tenth-level fighter makes
in an entire campaign.
Don't worry, we'll figure it out.
Hey, sweet young thang.
What time they cuttin' you down?
Okay, we just need to come up with a hundred gold pieces.
How much do we have in our savings?
Hmm... let me think.
There's that thing...
What are savings?
Well, then we can sell our possessions.
The pig. The spoon. ?
The gelatinous cube has to be worth something.
Is this because of what happened to the cat?
I told him not to nap on me. So... that's on him.
Look, honey, I love your mom.
As crones go, she's tops.
But does it make sense
I mean total sense to spend all that money
so a really old lady can get a little bit older?
This is my mom's life!
This family will do whatever it takes to keep her alive!
Is that understood?
Of course. Of course.
- Good. - ?Good.
All I'm saying is...
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