Fuck! Fuckin' shit. Guys!
我都30了 还是个快车司机 操
I'm 30, and I'm a fucking Lyft driver. Fuck me.
- Fuck me. - You don't even look 25.
And that mask is gonna make you look like you're 20.
And you are getting fucking hotter and smarter
and more awesomer as you get older,
so don't even worry about it, right?
You guys sound like my parents.
That's... A good thing, right?
"Oh, my parents, they're always like boosting me
and like complimenting me, it's just so hard..."
- Shut up. - "Mom and Dad love you..."
-我们爱你 亲爱的 -爱你
- We love you, honey. - Love you.
I love you guys, too.
You look like a beautiful marshmallow right now.
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
We need to eat some real food.
- On it. - Because otherwise, uh,
we're gonna green out
and ruin your entire birthday weekend.
This isn't food?
Two veggie lovers soy cheese gluten-free pizza crust,
here in less then 20 minutes!
- Yeah! Food! - It's on!
OK, one, two, three.
- Oh, yeah. - Perfect.
OK, wait. No, hold on.
It's very awkward.
My fat face.
No, hold on.
I look really good there.
OK. That's a good filter.
Don't post that!
- Jesus, dude. - Fuckin' shit.
What the fuck, man?
Sorry, I, uh, uh, um...
I just, um-- We shouldn't be posting
any images on Twitter or Insta-stories
or, um, any Facebook or anything like that.
Fucking shit. I--
I thought you said she couldn't come.
You didn't invite her.
You guys. I--
It's my fuckin' 30th, I just--
I couldn't, this weekend.
Like, I wanted it to be... us.
I just wanted it to be this.
Is that-- Am I a terrible person?
不 不 听着
No. No. Look.
She's your sister, so, I mean...
I mean, she would be devastated if she found out.
Fine, I'll say it.
We're all really glad she's not here. She sucks!
- She's the worst! - It's so true!
Especially since the divorce,
she's been like double-triple desperate
and weirdo lately.
I know. I-- I-- I feel awful,
I know I'm smiling, I can feel my face smiling,
但我还是很愧疚 我 我做不到
but I feel fucking horrible, and I, you know, I couldn't.
Hey, I just wanna say
thank you for preserving this weekend.
You are an amazing friend to us.
Even though you are a fucking terrible sister.
- Pizza! - Yeah.
How's it goin'?
Karen. Uh... you made it.
Um... come in.
I just assumed you weren't gonna come,
with everything that's been going on, uh...
We, uh, we kinda got started without you,
sorry about that.
When you didn't respond to the invite,
I just assumed that you were too busy to--
You sent me an invite?
Of course I did! I mean, it's my 30th birthday,
why wouldn't I want my sister there?
I didn't get an invite.
- You didn't? - Nope.
I just found out about this a little while ago.
That must have felt terrible
to think that maybe Grace didn't send you an invite.
But obviously she did,
she's your sister.
But it's-- you know,
It's the damn email servers.
- They just-- - Yeah.
They'll send any old email into spam these days.
They don't care how important it is, they just...
straight to your junk... folder.
Um, that's probably what happened.
'Cause mine was in the... in that folder.
But I found it.
对啊 我的也是 在垃圾文件夹里面
Yeah. Mine too. Was in the junk folder.
That, uh, must have been what happened.
Junk folder. Spam.
Fuckin' spam, man.
You know, spam.
Well, the good news is, you're here now,
and now we can all celebrate together!
*Happy birthday to you*
*Happy birthday to-ooh you*
*Happy birthday my little baby sister*
*Happy birthday to you*
The pizza's-- pizza's here.
Oh. Do you know what we should do later?
A little group selfie action to commemorate the occasion.
Wow, you guys are really
hittin' that ganja tonight, huh?
-这是个派对 -对啊 我想...
- Well, it's a party. - Yeah, I gue--
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