Don't you pay attention to the news?
They want to destroy our way of life, Mum.
I'm only protecting us.
With respect, your opinion's garbage.
That's the problem with free speech.
Great idea till you realize it applies to everybody.
Mum, it's true. People are
coming into the country and taking all the jobs.
Oh, my God, I've raised a Tory.
Olive, the people coming into the country are you.
No, I was born here.
To an immigrant!
Immigrant! That's what Daddy said they're called.
Oh, did he? Well, I should stop taking all your jobs then.
比如刷厕所 打扫厨房♥ 整理...
Like scrubbing the toilet, cleaning the kitchen, tidying up...
Take back control, Olive!
Make Britain great again by cleaning your own room.
I'm only doing the jobs you won't do.
So Leonardo DiCaprio drowned in Titanic
and then he never dated a woman over 25 ever, ever again.
Oh. There's Millie.
Beast! Let me tell the teacher she's been bullying you.
Oh, and make things worse?
No way. She's very powerful.
Yesterday, she got all the other girls to say my coat was ugly.
That coat was Stella McCartney.
Tasteless little ditch pig!
You can't say that about a child!
Can too, if I'm defending my child
and the child of Sir Paul and Linda McCartney.
From the vegan sausages? That's her mum?
Mums are very impressive. Apart from Millie's mum.
The only cow I'd happily slaughter.
I can manage things at school myself. Don't worry about me.
- 你很勇敢 确定吗 - 是的
- You're really brave. Are you sure? - Yes.
I don't want to be late. Love you!
Love ya. Happy birthday!
Excuse me, Jane?
- 你的外套真丑 - 你在说什么
- Your coat is ugly. - What are you talking about?
I have had it with your evil daughter and her demon mouth.
Mum, I forgot my water bottle.
小甜心 抱歉 给你
Oh, hey, sweetheart. Sorry. Here you go.
Have a good day.
You need to sort your family out.
凯瑟琳 我知道女孩们之间有点分歧 但...
Katherine, I know the girls have had their differences, but...
Well, Millie is dyslexic,
so things can get lost in translation.
Millie is dicks-lexic.
Mmm, dyslexic. Maybe a coffee morning?
We can hash out a strategy. Just us mums!
No more coffee mornings.
None of you need more caffeine.
It would be easier to solve these problems
if you were just generally
a little bit more involved with the PTA.
Maybe you could...
Maybe I could fuck your man.
I beg your pardon?
Yeah. I will come for your man every day of the week
until you are able to have some meaningful conversations
about empathy in your home.
It is not that hard to be a decent fucking mum!
Oh, I ordered paint.
Oh! You're not paint.
I could be paint.
Or I could be an incredibly handsome young dentist,
who's finished work early to
take you girls out to dinner for Olive's birthday.
谢谢你 亲爱的 她喜欢牡丹
Oh, thank you. Honey, she loves peonies.
No, those are for you.
It's always just us on her birthday.
Oh, sounds very exclusive.
Did you need to use the bathroom or...
No, no, I'm good.
You do know I'm more than a Saturday guy,
right? I want to be a part of this family.
You are a part of this family.
An important peripheral part.
Well, I really want to be let in.
Okay, so how about this weekend we do anal?
啥 不是 我指的是从内心接纳
What? No, I meant "Let in." 'Cause we were talking about...
That's not what... 'Cause that's... I mean...
I mean, I'll do it. Like, that's what I do,
但这... 那啥... 我不是那意思
but that's, um... That's... That's not what I meant.
Say hi to Bev for me, will you?
And, uh, tell Olive I said happy birthday.
I will. I love you.
See you later, weirdo.
Oh, and just, um...
text before you stop by next time.
Who was that?
Evan, showing up here in the middle of the day, unannounced.
Oh, my God, he's getting bold.
What, you've only been dating for what,
five, six hundred days now?
Yeah. And now he's trying to take me to dinner.
Like, "Slow down, you thirsty little freak".
是啊 他一直很饥渴 不是吗
Yeah, babes. He is being thirsty, isn't he?
Turning up on your daughter's birthday,
bringing flowers? Bin him!
I will bin him if he tries to change our arrangement.
I had it perfect. Bang him once a week,
live my life the rest of the time, and free dental.
Why can't I find a man who just wants to have casual sex?
Because you're over 30. That's why.
That's the landscape we're working in. Evan's lovely.
What he doesn't realize is
he'll like me a whole lot less if he sees me more.
You gotta keep it to once a week,
and that's the magic of our relationship.
- 妈妈 - 出发
- Mum! - Okay, here we go!
Here you go.
You give me your helmet.
Looks like nobody's home.
Oh, honey, it looks like I got the time wrong.
That's my fault, I'm sorry.
It's dangerous to sneak up like that,
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