- What is this? - New menu.
New menu? No one asked us.
You put raisins in my Sunshine Salad?
Where's my turkey burger?
The chicken fingers only come with three now?
It doesn't even open.
How can I whisper about Marjorie
if I have nothing to hide behind?
I knew you weren't ready for this.
Well, that was stressful.
Hey, anybody want to come with me to the bonsai exhibit at the Civic Center tomorrow?
Sorry. Tiny trees make me sad.
That's why I don't eat broccoli.
I can't. I'm getting something done.
I wish I could, but I have plans.
She's helping me study for the GED.
Oh, that's right, I really do have plans.
Unlike Miss Getting Something Done.
I didn't know you were taking the GEDs. Good for you.
Yeah, it's the first step towards
getting my contractor's license.
The second step is learning how not to show up
when I say I will.
It's so cute. These two have had a lot
of late-night study sessions at my house.
I make them celery stuffed with peanut butter.
We feed it to the cats to shut them up.
You ever hear a cat try to meow with a mouth full of Skippy?
Oh, here comes the smoker.
Bonnie, come sit by me
so she doesn't stink up my cashmere.
Would you like to look at the new menu,
or is it gonna freak you out?
Oh, God, there's a new menu?
Sorry I'm late.
There was a big accident on the freeway.
Oh, please. You were smoking.
Both could be true.
They're not, but they could be.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
I brought something for you.
How come she gets a gift and we don't?
And by "We," I mean "Me."
当我没说 不管那是什么 我都不要
Never mind. Whatever that is, I don't want one.
We use them at the hospital to scare teenagers.
Healthy lung, smoker's lung.
It only takes six months to go from that to that.
So what you're saying is I don't have to quit till June.
Come on, Tammy.
The square of the hypotenuse of a right triangle is equal to what?
I'm not looking for a number.
X. Lot of times it's X.
I'm gonna jump in here. It's the sum of the squares of the two adjacent sides.
Which is probably 26.
How come you know this stuff so much better than I do?
Because we've been going through it relentlessly for six weeks.
God, I'm never gonna pass.
You'll be fine. You were the "A" Student
when we were teenagers.
That was many brain cells ago.
You know, before the drinking, the drugs
and my Roller Derby concussions.
Tammy, I specifically put the lungs away
so I wouldn't have to see that.
Wendy told me to keep it in your face. Catch.
How many times have I told you kids
to not play lung in the house?
Wendy is driving me crazy.
She keeps sending me pictures of smokers with mouth cancer
and holes in their throats.
Gross. Can you forward me one?
It can be your treat when we complete your math review.
The carrot on the stick. Well played.
Why is my Visa bill so high?
Don't look at me. I haven't used your Visa card
since Starbucks started asking for I.D.
I mean, even in a hat, they won't believe I'm you.
I spent over $200 on cigarettes last month?
That's it. I'm quitting.
Wait a minute, so pictures of cancer mouth didn't get to you,
but the Visa bill did?
We're all gonna die of something.
Until then, I need money.
I can't believe you just threw out those cigarettes.
You know, in prison, that's two massages and a cornbread muffin.
I am so proud of you.
I hate that nasty habit.
Awfully judgy for a woman
who used to snort coke with a tampon applicator.
Even high, I was an innovator.
This is gonna be good.
This is the right decision.
I just saved my own life.
What have you done today?
Oh, Bonnie's been helping me study for the GED.
She knows this stuff better than I do.
Hey, Bonnie. You know what? You should take the GED with me.
Why the hell would I do that?
Well, you could get a high school diploma.
你不想要吗 克丽丝蒂 你觉得如何
Don't you want one? Come on, Christy, what do you think?
Should I have had one final cigarette before I threw them all away?
You know, if I wanted a diploma, I could just print one out
on my computer like I did with my pilot's license.
- Calm down. u202d- What's going on?
I quit smoking. And it's a nightmare.
I'm trying to convince Bonnie to take the GED with me.
-听起来像个好主意 为什么 -别张嘴
- That sounds like a great idea... Why? - Now, don't you start.
You always say you hate being a building manager.
Maybe this will open up some doors.
Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
Sorry, I'm out.
Okay, guys, I'm just gonna take out the trash.
Oh, wait, honey.
Before you go...
I will dance on your grave.
What are we thinking?
Are we feeling brave?
It's just, we're not good with change.
Okay, but you're missing out on the new salad.
No. Not ready.
She's home studying.
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