The GED's tomorrow.
That's a shot at me, right?
What are you talking about?
Because I won't take the test
and everyone's harassing me about it.
Oh, my God. Shut up already.
Take it, don't take it, who cares?
So, Christy quit smoking.
I can wear silk again.
And your health, and your health.
Good for you, sweetie.
And just so you know,
the next few days could be a little rocky.
Will they, oh wise one?
Why don't you just shut the knowledge hole?
好 说回你 邦妮
Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
Why wouldn't you want to take the GED?
Because I'm not good at tests. I always fail.
I'm not book-smart. I'm street-smart.
Which is better anyway.
You know what never saved my life? Geometry.
You know what did? Being able to tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit.
I mean, sure, maybe you didn't do well in school,
but you were drinking and using back then.
Wendy, what's new with you?
Don't try to change the subject
by pretending to care about Wendy.
Bonnie, you can't let fear get in your way.
You're a strong, sober woman now,
and that means you're capable of handling things
that you couldn't handle before.
Well, that's beautiful.
Beatrice, give me that new menu.
Nope, nope. I spoke too soon.
Do you realize it's been 40 years
since we sat together in a classroom?
Longer than that, isn't it?
Well, it was 1975.
How many years is that?
I'm starting to lose confidence about the math section.
All right, everybody, turn off your phones.
The test will begin in two minutes.
I'm so glad we studied together.
I feel so prepared.
-你好吗 -很好 很好
- How you doing? - Good, good, good, good.
Hey, will you switch with me?
- Why? u202d- There's a squirrel out here.
It looks like he's wearing pants.
- It's distracting. - Yeah. u202dOkay.
This chair has a wobbly back.
Hey. My friend thinks you're cute.
Would you mind swapping seats?
Except Big Ben is ticking in my ear.
Hey. Would you switch with me?
Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
- So glad we're doing this together. - Me, too.
Which one of you is wearing perfume?
Look at those lucky bastards,
puffing away without a care in the world.
And all I've got is this stupid cinnamon toothpick.
Yeah, but you're going to live longer than they are.
Quitting smoking still hard?
是啊 吉尔 是的
Yes, Jill. Yes, it is.
Why don't you try that nicotine gum?
It's supposed to take the edge off.
Hmm. Do you know how much that nicotine gum costs?
Do you know how much anything costs, you princess?
I know that if you keep talking to me like that,
this princess is gonna pop you right in that cute button nose.
Aw, go ahead.
And I'll give you a refreshing cinnamon blast
right in the eye.
You know what? I'm gonna go scrub the sink.
Come on, Wendy, show me how.
Don't we usually have more cookies left over?
Christy ate, like, 30 of them.
Do not ask her about it.
天啊 我的成绩出来了 我通过了
Oh, my God, you guys. I got my score. I passed!
Mom, did you get yours?
No, it's okay. I'm good.
Yeah. I'm fine.
This one would like to stay out.
Mom, you okay?
Want a cookie?
Split a pack of cigarettes?
I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
And stop eating these.
I talked you into this. It's all my fault.
No, it's not. I failed a test.
I've done it a million times.
You knew this stuff. What happened?
What always happens: I couldn't focus.
I forgot everything. I didn't even finish.
It didn't help that the room was, like, 1,000 degrees
and there were sirens and dogs and a mouth breather
who sounded like Darth Vader.
说真的 你身后有这种人时 来试试集中注意力
Seriously, try to concentrate with this going on behind you.
Bonnie, when can you take the test again?
永远不去了 走吧 我们
Never. Now, come on, let's go celebrate
the one person in this room who actually is smart.
I don't know how many times I have to remind you people
I have a master's degree in art history, but okay.
I'll meet you guys outside. I got to go to the bathroom.
- So do you. - u202dOh, so do I.
- What's up? - I just feel bad celebrating in front of Bonnie.
Oh, that's understandable.
But, honey, this is a big deal.
And it's okay for you to be proud of yourself.
Good, 'cause I'm really, really proud of myself.
I passed, I passed, I passed.
-来啊 玛乔 一起跳舞 -好吧
- Come on, Marge, dance with me. - u202dYeah, yeah. Okay.
-好吧 -我过了 我过了
- Okay, okay. - u202dI passed, I passed.
我的屁♥股♥ 我的背 我的腿
My hip. My back. My leg.
Uh-uh, Christy, we're waiting over here for them.
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever thought you might have A.D.D.?
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