Look at you.
You certainly are.
On your way to being a lawyer.
Do you need money?
'Cause I don't have any.
I just bought a Slurpee with my Discover card.
I was just thinking how proud I am of you.
And what I could've done in my life
if it weren't for my ADD.
There it is!
No, I mean it.
I could've been a doctor. Or a lawyer.
Or a doctor-lawyer.
A doctor just for lawyers.
- How was your night? - Fantastic.
If only March Madness were all year round.
Then it would just be madness.
Every basketball fan in town called in sick to work
and guzzled beer in my bar.
God bless them all.
You should start your next share with that.
Yeah, I started my first share with that.
And thank God for Tammy.
She's not the best waitress,
but she also doubles as a bouncer.
She threw one guy out tonight, and he literally bounced.
Yo, Gus, how were the tips?
Gus made $85.
- Ha. Tammy made five times that. - Seriously?
Yeah. Hey, you want to pick up some shifts this weekend?
I-I could use the help.
Look at you.
Running a successful bar.
I'm so proud.
Wait for it.
Just think of the successful business I could've run...
If it weren't for my ADD.
Well, you-- you do bring it up a lot, honey.
And then do nothing about it.
Because I have ADD!
There are therapists who deal with this stuff for free.
Wendy gave you that guy's number.
Oh, so now I'm taking advice from Wendy?
I should wear orange Crocs and giant underwear?
I am just saying, I realized I had a gambling problem,
I did something about it.
So you guys are just gonna gang up on me
until I go see someone?
Seems like that's what's happening.
I'll go to a therapist. You happy?
For the first time in seven years,
I might jump up and down.
Hope I'm walking into the right fancy house.
If not, I'm taking this weird little tree.
"Please press button and have a seat."
See you next week.
That's the universe telling me to run.
Whatever you just said to that guy,
don't say it to me.
He was crying when he got here.
I'm Trevor Wells. Why don't you come on in.
Not so fast.
W-Wendy said this is free.
You're not gonna get me in there
and then sell me a bunch of vitamins?
It really is free.
Also, I don't believe in vitamins.
And it's not just because I have a reluctant swallow reflex.
Did you make that up?
No, it's a real thing.
We have a very supportive online community.
I have no choice but to believe you,
'cause I didn't have time to hack your Wi-Fi.
Well, you're welcome to try.
I'll give you a thousand dollars if you guess my password.
That's alarmingly close.
Two IPAs, one Hefeweizen,
three shots of silver tequila and an iced tea.
- And I need a beer. - What kind?
I don't know, cold?
Tammy, the trick to doing this well
is to take as many orders as you can,
so you don't waste a trip back to the bar.
One is as many as I can.
I'm so glad you're here.
谢谢 谢谢 谢谢
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
No. Thank you.
I am making stripper-level tips,
and the only thing showing is my elbows.
Yeah, yeah, hey, uh, two light beers
and a bourbon on the rocks...
One at a time, I'm not a computer.
Okay, iced tea for Mike,
and shots and beers for Mike's entourage.
跟班 我喜欢 但这不意味着我会买♥♥单
Entourage. I like that. That doesn't mean I'm paying.
- What happened? - u202dThat's the sound of people winning money.
On what? The game isn't over yet.
We all bet on Virginia to make the next three-pointer,
and they just hit it.
Huh. No kidding.
Which one of you guys is a bookie?
None of us. No, we use an app
where you can bet on stuff during the game.
which coach wears a toupee.
uh, you can do this on your phone
in a dark closet with no one watching?
Can and have.
We live in an age of miracles.
Ooh, you can bet on cricket?
So you went to Australia, huh?
If you throw this thing, does it really come back?
Why don't you give it a try?
Uh, no, no, no, no, no.
Would you please sit back down?
So, I guess you're gonna leave it up to me.