If I didn't have ADD, I could've done your job.
I could've helped people.
来吧 说个烦恼 你的婚姻如何
Go ahead, uh, give me a problem. How's your marriage?
We're not here to talk about that.
Ooh, I was just guessing, but G3, sunk your battleship.
How's that make you feel?
Bonnie, I've treated a number of adults with ADD.
In my experience, there can be a tremendous amount of shame
and embarrassment attached to it.
It's a burden.
I mean, I keep asking myself
what kind of mother I could've been,
what kind of partner I could've been--
Is this suede?
You know, I was gonna test you for ADD,
but I think we can skip that.
The important thing to remember is that it's not your fault.
Say more about that.
Well, it's a neurological condition,
and there are a variety of ways to treat it.
Uh, for instance, there's medication.
No can do, I'm sober.
I see some sober patients,
and there are certain medications
- that people in recovery can use... - u202dOkay,
this is the exact opposite of what I used to yell at doctors,
but do not give me pills.
If you tell me to take one, I will take 120.
Let's move on.
There's cognitive behavioral therapy...
It's a long-term process of restructuring
how you think about things, so it changes your behavior.
Yeah, you lost me at "Long process."
What do you got that's quick?
Well, biofeedback has been proven effective
- in a shorter time frame. - What's that?
We wire your brain to a computer...
不 我看过《黑客帝国》 他们就是那样害人的
Nope, I saw The Matrix, that's how they get you.
Do you believe that people are trying to get you?
You're either predator or prey, Trev.
Would you mind sitting back down?
I didn't even know I was up.
That is just crazy.
What about horses? Any therapy horses?
You think if I had horses, I wouldn't lead with that?
So no horses?
That really should go on your Yelp page.
I'm sensing some resistance to you treating your ADD.
Is that what you're "Sensing"?
I have seen some patients
that actually become attached to their ADD,
because they feel like it gives them less responsibility
for how their lives have turned out.
You're saying I like having this curse?
Well, I said it much more eloquently, but yes.
Well, your lousy marriage has obviously got you off your game.
Good day, sir.
Best thing about this place is this button.
Session is over.
Or is it? It is!
What a nut.
These people are drinking so much,
and they all want different things!
It's bad, we're never getting out from under this.
- Hey, remember your training. - I've had no training.
Hey, I'm backed up here, too. Where the hell is Christy?
Oh, she's over there with the guy
who ordered either the bourbon or a pizza.
I don't know!
We don't sell pizza.
And I'm just learning this now?
I've made pepperoni promises.
Boom, count it!
Yeah! u202dThat's three in a row. You're our lucky charm.
Oh. Kentucky is shooting free throws.
Christy, is he gonna make both?
He's a freshman, it's a big moment.
I'm going with no.
Oh, here we go.
Sinks the first one.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's not okay. I bet $300.
It's a brick!
It's a brick!
Ha. u202dSorry I spoke sternly.
You were under a lot of pressure, Mike.
Oh. Oh, no, no, no.
别 我不能拿 我不能赌博
Stop, I-I can't take this. I can't gamble.
Oh, this isn't gambling, it's just a tip.
If you were gambling, you would've got ten times this.
- I would've? - Behind you.
Behind you. Make a hole, people!
I'm going down.
Oh, my God, what's going on?
Welcome to March Madness in Gamblers Anonymous.
Christy, saved you a seat.
Thanks. This is crazy.
Yeah, lot of people bottom out in March. u202dUgh.
In AA, it's New Year's.
In my sex addiction group, it's Easter Sunday.
No one's quite figured out why.
So, how you doing?
Hey, are you aware of these new live betting apps on your phone?
I'm not, what are they? u202dHmm.
Fastest way to wind up living in your car again, Lucy.
I lost my car last month. Stupid Super Bowl.
So I was cocktail waitressing and these guys were making live bets
and they may have solicited my opinion on a few scenarios.
And I killed it.
I ended up with 600 bucks.
Gambling? u202dWell, they gambled,
and then they tipped me when they won.
So I didn't gamble, right?
Please say yes, please say yes.
No, you didn't gamble, but you came awfully close.
我知道 只是 我不想辞掉酒吧的工作
I know. It's just, I don't want to quit the bar.
I'm making great money and I'm helping out my mom's fiancé.
Okay, let's make a plan.
You call me at the beginning of your shift,
on your break and at the end of your shift.
I love that plan. And I can keep my winnings.
Tips. Tips-- they're tips.
Lucy, what's on your phone?