Can I have some rainbow sherbet?
We don't have any.
The store does.
Right, right. I'm on it.
'Cause I'm a good mom, and that's what good moms do.
I'm just gonna take ten bucks from your purse.
I'm just gonna take the whole purse.
I'm gonna take your car, too.
I'm sorry, what am I getting again?
Are we done cleaning up already?
And with two less people.
Well, you know why.
Jill, be kind.
Because the two less people are Christy and Bonnie.
I'm uncomfortable talking about them
behind their back.
Well, I'm not, and I'll say it again.
Everything's easier without Christy and Bonnie. Whoo!
That's not fair. They help.
You get that they're not here, so we're being honest, right?
Okay, I'll play.
Have you ever noticed how Bonnie takes, like, one chair
and just leans on it until we've finished all the work?
And then Christy stops helping to yell at Bonnie.
And then we all have to stop to referee
and validate their stupid feelings.
And then everything's about them.
Ooh, this is fun.
Hey, if putting chairs away is better without them,
think how great the bistro's gonna be.
Wait. Christy and Bonnie are the ones
that make us go to the bistro.
We can go anywhere.
-对 墨西哥餐厅怎么样 -或者意大利餐厅
- You're right. How about Mexican? - Or Italian.
There's a Greek place around the block where the waiters dance.
好吧 还是去咖啡馆 但不是被强迫的
Okay, we'll go to the bistro, but we don't have to.
Okay, this one's for cough,
and this one's for fever.
My kid has both. I don't know what to do.
Yeah. My daughter has the flu,
but I don't want to give her anything too strong.
She's so tiny.
This is the first time Declan's ever been this sick.
I feel completely helpless.
Yeah, it's so hard to see your child
lying in bed, suffering.
And they don't understand what's happening.
No. You should've seen my daughter's face
when I told her she couldn't go to school.
You know, you sound like such a good mom.
Counting me, you're the third person to say that today.
I'm going with this.
It says "Pediatrician recommended."
I'm gonna go with this. Christy loves purple flavor.
They say it gets easier when they get older.
- Oh, fingers crossed. - Mine just turned two.
- How old's yours? - 41.
Do you guys wait for me to pick something up,
and then call?
You know we can't see you, right?
She's keeping down crackers.
If that holds, we'll try some toast.
If that stays put, we'll show applesauce who's boss.
Well, aren't you the good mom.
That's the word on the street.
I got to tell you, if I'd known
taking care of your kid was so rewarding,
I would've jumped in much sooner.
Yeah, too bad the joys of motherhood
are such a well-kept secret.
Totally. Someone should put that on Facebook.
I got to go.
Tell Christy I said
How was the concert?
- Ah, it was okay. - Just okay?
I feel bad talking about it 'cause you weren't there.
Honey, I made a choice to put my child first,
and it's been deeply fulfilling.
I don't regret missing the show at all.
I went backstage!
Yes. I'm sitting next to Joe Walsh's dentist.
He totally hooked me up. I met all the guys.
Yeah. Joe Walsh let me noodle around on his guitar.
That's what he called it. "Noodling."
We hung out till 3:00 A.M.
Don Henley asked me if I wanted to split an egg roll with him.
I was like, "Yeah."
It was so awesome.
Don't be. I'm... actually fine.
Really? You're not mad
that I had the greatest night of my life, and you weren't there?
No. Would I have loved to share an egg roll
with Don Henley? Absolutely.
I bet he'd take the smaller half.
But my daughter needed me, and I was there for her.
So I had the greatest night of my life, too.
Mom... I puked on my pillow.
Got to go.
I have a picture of me and the guys.
Don't push it!
And because of that, I had to empty the entire refrigerator.
The meat had spoiled,
and the cheese had spoiled.
And I didn't think the lettuce had spoiled,
but it did spoil.
Darn it, I got to pee.
I'll finish the story when I come back.
Can't wait, sweetie.
Oh, my God, she thinks that's a story.
I lost seven years of my life in prison.
I can't afford to sit through this.
What's going on?
I'll tell you what's going on.
Our apex predator is missing.
I saw this show on the Nature Channel last night.
I didn't want to watch it, but my nails weren't dry,
so I couldn't touch the remote.
Turns out there are these things called ecosystems,
and when one piece is missing...
whole thing goes to hell.
I see where you're going.
Not a clue.
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