Well, in India they have rats.
But not too many, because they have snakes
that eat the rats.
But not too many, because they also have mongooses
that eat the snakes.
It's gross but it's beautiful.
What does this have to do with Wendy accidentally
unplugging her fridge?
She's the rat, and she's telling endless stories
because our snake's been home for three days
taking care of our little blonde mongoose.
Oh, this was a metaphor.
All of today's hits with half the commercials.
I made you some soup.
No soup for me.
When I say I made it, I don't mean I microwaved it.
I mean I... made it.
I did everything but... the chicken.
You know what I really want?
Honey, I don't know.
Maybe we should wait till your fever breaks.
Can I take a bath in the soup?
If it makes you feel better, I haven't had a bath
我都没泡澡 没洗澡 没好好睡一觉
or a shower or a full night's sleep in the last three days.
Why would that make me feel better?
I don't know. It's just an update.
Now take a nap.
But I don't want to.
小睡 小睡 小睡
Take a nap, take a nap, take a nap.
I'll take a nap in the bath.
When did you get here?
Couple of minutes ago.
So, uh, what's going on?
I made soup.
Did any of it get in the pot?
Ooh, sarcasm. Just what I need.
Why are you here?
I haven't seen you for a couple of days.
I miss you, although this short interaction
has fixed that.
I'm sorry, I'm exhausted.
I'm making 27 cups of tea a day,
soup that nobody eats.
I'm sleeping on the floor next to her
in case she needs me.
I finally got a look under the bed.
I think I know how Christy got sick.
Well, is there anything I can do to help?
You can eat my damn soup.
Actually, I just had a cheeseburger.
You left the tub on. There's water everywhere.
I told you no bath.
I just washed those. What are you doing?!
Now you got your PJs wet.
God, you're driving me crazy!
I was just try... try...
trying to help.
I know you were. It's okay, it's okay.
我们来给你换衣服 然后扶你上♥床♥ 好吗
Let's, uh, let's get you changed and get back to bed, okay?
Mommy loves you.
Just... stay still, don't move.
Oh, come on.
-我去开门 -不 我去开门
- I'll get it. - No, I'll get it.
Just put these on and get back in bed
and don't do anything else.
I got the door. Keep eating.
- But I hurt. - I said eat.
Hey, we just came by to see how it's going.
It's going great. Really great.
Why are you wet?
'Cause it's going bad.
You poor thing.
One time at the hospital, I had 14 patients...
Oh, shut up, Wendy.
对 宝贝 干掉那只老鼠
Yeah, baby, get that rat.
Can I take a bath?
Oh, my God. I'm coming.
不 你坐下 交给我
No, you sit. I got this.
Wendy, take care of Christy.
Tammy, why don't you go make Bonnie some tea?
Oh, hi, Adam.
Why didn't anyone tell me he was here?
What you doing?
I tried to be perfect and then I yelled at her.
I yelled at my sick child.
I'm a monster.
Bonnie, even the best mom in the world
is gonna lose it once in a while.
No one told me being a parent would be this hard.
Really? I don't even have a kid and I know that.
I mean, just look around the airport.
People are losing their minds.
It was going so well. I don't know what happened.
You stopped taking care of yourself.
When was the last time you went to a meeting?
Or had a manicure?
Did you dig a shallow grave with those things?
Christy needs me.
If I leave her now, I'm exactly who I used to be.
If you left to score coke and didn't come back
for four days, then, yeah.
But a manicure's okay.
Or a meeting.
It's hard to be there for someone else
if you're falling apart.
You going to a meeting is you taking care of Christy.
You could go to a meeting, then a manicure.
I don't want to put on my pajamas.
And you can't make me.
That's it. I'm done having children!
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