u202dMorning. Can you grab the milk?
Oh, my God. Is it another rat?
Close it and open it again. I don't believe it's real.
Who did this?
Not me; I've got four dollars in my wallet
and it's got to last me till next week.
Well, it wasn't me either and, by the way,
you have two dollars in your wallet.
Look, look. There's strawberry jam.
So you know it came from real strawberries.
- Morning. u202d- Adam,
there's food in the house.
I know, I bought it.
I'm tired of coming home at 2:00 A.M. after work
and finding a box of baking soda and a fuzzy lemon.
好 这瓶果酱是我的 果酱归我
Okay, this jam is mine, I called it.
You know, I went crazy and bought
- some bread to put that on. - Bread?
I want bread. I call that, too.
Adam, how much did you spend?
Don't worry about it.
We're doing really well at the bar
and we deserve nice things.
Nice things I get,
but what's with the fancy-ass beans?
They're not the grocery store brand?
Nope. Check out the lid.
好吧 比尔·盖茨 你现在只是在炫耀
Okay, Bill Gates, now you're just showboating.
How's the fruit looking today?
Must we do this dance?
You're right. Cheeseburger and fries.
- You? - I'll just have a side of mayo.
I'm not even in the mood to ask.
Is there a new mayo diet?
Is it hard? Is it working?
'Cause you look good.
I'm on the eat all the food in the fridge
before it spoils diet.
She had a turkey leg and a box of cherry tomatoes for breakfast.
Yeah. You could have helped out, too,
Miss "Yogurt that still had a week to go."
I usually like their fights, but I don't get this one.
Adam's bar is finally bringing in
a little money and he had the audacity
to fill our fridge with food.
And I'll be damned if I'm letting any of it go bad.
Here, banana-tizers all around.
That's great that his bar's doing well.
Jinxsy! Don't say it out loud.
you just salted that guy's baby.
Why aren't you happy the bar's doing well?
What did Bonnie just say?
Oh, stupid baby thinks it's snowing.
Look, I'm glad it's happening,
I just don't want Adam going crazy with it.
- He bought food. - u202dAnd running shoes.
- Yuri. - But it's even better.
It's him holding a cat.
Ooh, let me see.
Take the phone back.
It's his cousin's cat, they're roommates.
Which reminds me, Christy.
Sergei just broke up with his girlfriend and I...
- I'm in. - u202dMaybe I'd fix you guys up, I mean...
-我说了我愿意 -他很帅 我觉得你们...
- I said I'm in. - ...he's pretty cute and I think you guys...
Did you not just hear her?
- She's about to jump up on this table and start twerking. - u202dI really am.
Okay, great, well, how about we go
to their place for dinner Friday?
No, no, not Friday. We've got four pounds
of pork shoulder that's best before the 17th.
I haven't touched a man in ten months.
I'm willing to take my chances with old pork.
Picking up your entire life and moving to a strange country?
I can't imagine.
- You must get homesick. - u202dSometimes.
But then I shove ice cube down his pants
and say, "Snap out of it!" u202d
It's funny every time.
How did you learn to speak such good English?
Ah. Watching Law and Order: SVU.
"In the criminal justice system,
"Sexually based offenses are...
...considered especially heinous."
No pressure-- whatever happens, happens.
But it's happening.
Who's ready for Duncan Hines Bundt cake?
They raise their hands here.
Go relax on couch, we'll clean up.
- So what do you think? - He's amazing.
u202dThey're both amazing.
They cook, they clean.
And they're gentle, sensitive lovers.
Well, mine is.
And Sergei plays the guitar, so I can only assume...
I could have a Russian boyfriend who plays guitar? u202d
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I always do this, I get ahead of myself.
Yeah, you're right. It's just the first date.
But we are totally having a double wedding.
Dessert is served.
Sergei, he make this cake himself.
It's moist because it has pudding inside.
It's sweet that you guys are so close.
We are like Three Musketeers.
But only two.
Don't make me emotional in front of women.
Please enjoy your moist cake, I will get this.
Yuri, your cousin is so nice.
Ah, he has good heart.
Is everything okay out there?
It's just business.
谢尔盖 拜托 我们在玩呢
Sergei, please. We are entertaining.
I... Forgive me, ladies.
Five minutes and then Pictionary.
Christy, how's your cake?
I mean, moist. I mean, good.
Is that a new hat?
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