I guess, maybe. I don't know.
Well, you either went to a store and bought a hat or you didn't.
F-Fine, I bought a hat.
You might want to be nicer to me,
I'm taking you out for a surprise.
I hate surprises.
What kind of person hates surprises?
u202dThe kind who was in the bath when the DEA broke down the door.
The first time. The second time?
I was ready for them.
Well, this is a good surprise.
Are we shopping for expensive hats?
Oh, my God. I got it at the car wash.
Oh, so now we're going to fancy car washes.
Yeah, I was in line behind the queen.
Uh, B-Bonnie. Bonnie, you got to get over this.
I'm making money.
You're right, I'm sorry.
And I'll try.
Good, 'cause we're here.
I don't want a new car.
I don't need a new car.
My car is fine.
Your left window doesn't close,
you have a hole in the floor
and when you park it out front of the bar,
it scares customers away.
Is the bar doing well or are customers scared away?
'Cause it can't be both.
There she is, my favorite ex-mother-in-law.
Oh, God. This yahoo?
Was she surprised?
Yeah, it made her super mad.
You know, everything you want a present to do.
I'm not angry. I just don't need a new car.
Will you at least let him show you
- the one that we picked out? - Fine.
Change is uncomfortable.
But you know what is not uncomfortable?
Heated leather seats.
My ass is hot enough on its own.
Slide on in there, Bonnie.
Got the yacht rock all fired up.
Christopher Cross and you are ready to ride like the wind.
Just don't get caught between the moon and New York City.
别多管闲事 轮椅男 我能搞定
Stay in your lane, Wheels. I got this.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you guys I--
Lumbar support. Shuts the yapper every time.
Hey. I see a little smile.
Someone's starting to like it.
Okay, okay, how much?
Don't worry about that, we can afford it.
I worked out the sweetest deal ever.
Zero down, $350 a month.
- How many months? - Does that...
- How many months? - 72.
72 months? Who knows if we'll still be together!
Wh-What? We're getting married.
Yeah, you can get out of that. This, you're locked in.
Let me out.
Get me out of here.
- There's a button. - Well, there's a million buttons!
Will you-- Bonnie, stop.
Screw it. I'm going C-section.
Be careful on the roof, these things are not well made.
I will see you at home,
and don't be late 'cause I'm making that ham.
- Want to get high? - u202dAbsolutely.
How's your day? How's it going?
咋 你朋友们还没来 你就想和我聊天了吗
What, your friends aren't here so now you want to talk?
Oh, come on, I'm not like that.
Don't you have a son in college?
Well, this has been fun.
Sorry I'm late, I was at Yuri's.
-家里只有我俩 然后我们 -别说了
- We had the place to ourselves, and we... u202d- Please stop.
Oh, I need to say it out loud. We made love.
Good for you.
Oh, that reminds me, this is from Sergei.
An Apple Watch?
To quote Sergei, he's "Smeetten" with you.
Tammy, I can't keep this.
Despite the fact that it looks cool and--
Oh, my God, it's taking my pulse--
I'm pretty sure it's stolen.
什么 不 他认识熟人
What? No, he knows a guy.
Tammy, we both know what it means when you know a guy.
u202dAnd come on,
that business in the apartment with the TVs...
Okay, so no man's perfect,
but I really think you should give Sergei another chance.
I'm not talking about me. You're on parole
and Sergei's obviously involved in illegal activity.
You're taking a huge risk every time you're in that apartment.
Well, I can't take Yuri to Marjorie's,
it's the least sexy place on the planet.
"Oh, are you two gonna get hot and bothered?"
This is serious. You could go back to prison.
Look, I'm not stupid, okay?
I know Sergei's a little shady, but Yuri's clean.
-就算他是 但他与谢尔盖住在一起 -别说了
- Even if he is, the fact that he lives with him... - Stop.
I got this. I have an amazing guy
and I'm not screwing it up.
I think I'm just gonna go.
-塔米 -算了 我还能吃
- Tammy... - No, you know what, I could eat.
I just made love for three hours.
Can you believe that guy?
Men, always trying to buy us cars.
You think this is a joke?
I don't know. For as long as I can remember,
你总是说 如果我有钱 我就想买♥♥新车
you've always said, "If I ever have money, I want a new car."
I just think this spending is tempting the fates.
You know, putting a big target on us,
瞧 整个宇宙 往这里看 我们有钱
like, "Hey, Universe, look over here. We got money."
Next thing you know, your pet monkey rips your face off.
At least you'd have money for a new face.
No, I wouldn't because Adam spent it all on hats.
- Is that the hat? - Uh-huh.
I don't want to fight.
I don't either.
Well, good. I'm just confused.