Previously on Mom:
I'm not angry.
I just don't need a new car.
- I don't want to fight. - I don't either.
Good, because I bought you the car.
I worked my ass off to get here!
对 我说了屁♥股♥ 我曾是脱衣舞♥女♥
And, yes, I said "Ass." I was a stripper.
I don't know why I keep bringing that up.
My law firm would like to offer youaw
a paying position this summer.
Oh, my God.
There are therapists who deal with this stuff for free.
Wendy gave you that guy's number.
好吧 我会看治疗师 满意了吗
Fine, I'll go to a therapist. You happy?
I'm sensing some resistance to your treating your ADD.
Is that what you're sensing?
That's your third snooze.
Can you not talk? I'm trying to sleep.
So am I, but some jerk's alarm keeps going off.
I don't have to move my car until 7:00.
Then why do I have to get up at 6:00?
And 6:08? And 6:16?
I need a slow transition from sleeping to wakefulness,
but I guess I'm not allowed to ask for my needs to be met.
Please, no therapy speak before coffee.
Wow, Trevor says some people are threatened
by their partner's growth.
He only has to deal with you an hour a week.
You know, your level of anger
is completely out of proportion to the situation,
which leads me to believe that this is transference.
What are you really angry about?
I'm looking at it.
The correct answer is your mother.
Aw, look at you.
Too excited about your new job to sleep?
Yup, I can't wait.
I organized my briefcase.
我带了铅笔 纸 还有能量棒
I've got pencils, paper and a power bar for,
you know, power.
- Good for you. - Yeah.
But I'll probably get killed in a freak accident
before I even get to the office.
Why would you say that?
Because that's how my life works.
I'm starting a summer job at a big law firm.
This would totally be the day a plane drops out of the sky
and squishes me like a bug.
Well, I'm gonna miss you.
But, hey, since you got time to kill, can you move my car?
Your car is parked next to mine in the carport.
That's my new car.
My old car is parked two blocks away just past the house
with the scary old lady who stares out the window all day.
That's a woman?
Yeah, I thought it was a man, too,
until the day the robe fell open.
Looking for falling planes?
Yes, but it's the one you don't see that always gets you.
Bonnie, turn off the damn alarm!
Man, his mother screwed him up.
That's the conference room.
And here's your office.
I get my own office?
Well, you do have a roommate.
Christy Plunkett, meet the MXM-753N.
Make 25 copies of this for the 11:00 meeting.
Do you want me to come to the meeting?
Yes. To drop off the copies.
Just a heads up: finger guns are considered
a micro-aggression around here.
So I have to move my car a few mornings a week.
Why does he have to make a federal case out of it?
I think he's just perpetuating his own victimhood.
You do an amazing job at remembering therapy terms
and completely misusing them.
You're also skilled at ignoring
the parts of what I say that you don't want to hear.
So many compliments today.
Look, if I had an extra parking space for my old car,
我会用的 但我没有 亚当应该尊重这点
I'd use it, but I don't, and Adam should respect that.
You still have your old car?
And Adam should respect that.
Why are you hanging on to something
that's clearly causing you problems?
Uh, because I love him.
Uh, still talking about the car.
I find it interesting that for the first time in your life
you've got a new car, and yet you can't let go of the old one.
It's no big deal. I just haven't gotten around
- to getting rid of it yet. - It's been a month.
Yeah, exactly, it's only been a month.
Or it's been a whole month.
Why are you attacking me?
Do I remind you of your mother?
Procrastination is a common symptom of ADD.
Boring me is a common symptom of you.
Your assignment this week is to get rid of that old car.
That is your only job.
What about my regular job?
Of course, do your regular job.
What about household chores? Do I have to do those?
You're being deliberately obtuse.
Why are you angry? Is this transference?
I never should've taught you that word.
Wendy, could you please pass me the salt?
Better do it before she starts ranting
about her needs not being met.
That's a little passive-aggressive, Jill.
You know, Trevor says my friend group might be threatened
by my personal growth.
If we were still boozin' it up,
"Trevor Says" would be a great drinking game.
So hammered, so fast.
I don't like everything Trevor says.
This week, he actually gave me homework
because he thinks I procrastinate,
which is only because I have ADD.
"Because I Have ADD"
would be another good drinking game.