I was just fixing Beverly's disposal,
she told me the funniest joke.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will never stop looking for a golf ball.
Men are oafs.
妈妈 求你了 我下周有法考
Mom, please, I've got my LSATs next week.
I've really got to study.
知道了 再问一次 法考是...
I get it. Once again, the LSATs are...?
Law School Admissions Test.
Oh, sure, L-S-A-T.
Oh, that's an easy way to remember it.
- Mom! - Sorry, sorry,
I'll just grab a bite and leave you to it.
Can I just say one thing?
I doubt it.
I am so proud of you.
- Thanks. - I mean, look how far you've come,
from pregnant high school dropout
to wannabe law school student in just 22 short years.
23 if you don't shut up.
Quiet as a mouse.
It's a carrot.
I can still hear it.
Oh, for God's sake, just finish it.
Now what are you doing?
Capturing a precious memory--
my amazing daughter studying for... some test.
对 法考 我这就走
Right, LSAT. I'm leaving now,
but if you need anything, let me know.
Didn't support me for 40 years.
All of a sudden, we're the Gilmore Girls.
I have to take these again. You look really angry.
I didn't make a sound.
I can smell your mustache bleach.
But I'm thirsty.
进浴室 打开花洒 张开嘴
Get in the shower and open your mouth.
But first, get the door.
So tiny and so mean.
Like a Chihuahua.
Adam's back early! Stall him for a minute.
A minute? Have you seen yourself?
Hey, Adam, when'd you get back?
What was I just looking at?
Yeah... you never want to see how the sausage is made.
So, how was your job?
Ah, the movie's a piece of crap, but the check cleared,
and I got a picture of The Rock carrying me like a baby.
Why are both your shirts off?
I don't know, it all happened so fast.
Uh, listen, there's something else I wanted to...
Adam, I wish I could talk,
but I'm cramming for the LSAT on Thursday.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You're making a huge mistake, but, oh, my God!
You think she'll like it?
Yes, it's beautiful.
I can't believe you're doing this.
I can't, either.
But six weeks away from your mother felt like six months.
Turns out I wasn't just saying "I love you" to get laid.
I am so happy for you guys!
So, how you gonna ask her?
I thought I'd take her to the burger shack
where we had our first official date.
A shack? You are going to propose to her at a shack?
Uh... "Shack" Is misleading.
It's more like a hut. It's a permanent structure.
听着 这是她第一次 希望也是最后一次被求婚
Look, this is her first and hopefully last proposal ever.
This is a moment she will remember always.
You're starting to freak me out a little.
Here's what you're gonna do.
There's this restaurant Spetrino's.
We can't afford it, you can.
You want a table in the room with the twinkle lights.
After she finishes the osso buco, you signal the waiter
to bring over the Grand Marnier soufflé.
-好的 但那不是... -酒精会挥发掉
- Yeah, but doesn't that...? - The alcohol burns off.
the ring is already hidden in the soufflé,
and as he comes up to the table,
you get down on one...
You sit where you are and pop the question.
That's a lot of detail off the top of your head.
I am loaning you my dream. Don't mess it up.
I didn't know you were here.
Enjoy your sausage.
That's a little forward, but I intend to.
Come on, tell us.
Not until Jill gets here.
But trust me, this is big.
Bonnie and Adam are getting married.
No. Not even close.
Actually, before Jill gets here,
I really want to say something not nice about her,
but it's only 'cause I care.
I think I want to say the same not-nice thing,
but it's only 'cause I care, too.
Ladies, she's had a rough couple of months,
and it's not for us to judge how she is or isn't handling it.
我是她朋友 该死 我会说点什么的
Well, I'm her friend and, damn it, I'm gonna say something.
Shh, shh. Here she comes.
Can I get a strawberry milkshake over here with one straw?
Scootch over, Wendy.
I thought I did.
So what'd I miss?
Well, Jill... as your friend,
um, I think I should tell you that...
...Adam is proposing to my mother tonight!
- Oh, my God! - Wonderful!
Hey, I guessed that!
You want a prize, go to a carnival.
Bonnie, how you doing up there?
Our reservation's at 8:00.
Relax. It's only 8:15.
So that's what pacing is for you.
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