I'm a little nervous.
Just close your eyes and pretend The Rock is cradling you.
That actually helps.
Hey, why are we schlepping all the way across town to eat?
Because I heard Spetrino's is amazing.
是啊 但我们已经迟了 不怪任何人
Yeah, but we're already late-- nobody's fault--
but, you know, why don't we just go grab a burger?
-汉堡 -克丽丝蒂 她想吃汉堡
- A burger? - Christy, she wants a burger.
Nope, no, no, no. There will be no burgers.
This wonderful man was thoughtful enough to invite you
to a beautiful, romantic restaurant.
Millions of women would trade places with you in a minute,
so you are going to get out there
and have the best damn night of your life!
好吧 放松 如果对你那么重要的话
Okay, relax. If it means that much to you.
And while we're out, may I recommend you
No, I really should study.
Christy, open up.
Your mom told me you're home.
Another reason to hate her.
Natasha, I really can't talk right now.
And you're in.
I need your help. My caseworker told me
I can't get my daughter out of foster care until I get a job.
What the hell am I gonna do?
Get a job?
And now you're sitting.
Okay, let's see.
What have you done besides stripping?
I was a coke dealer.
So, sales experience.
My job in rehab was to clean the toilets.
- Maintenance. - But I bribed other people to do it for me.
See? You're gonna be fine.
Now I really need to study.
Did you see me stand up there?
Well, maybe I can just go back to stripping.
That club near the airport is hiring.
Not the nice one.
All right, I will help you find a job tomorrow.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
I really should've gone upstairs.
I hope you saved room for dessert.
I'm eight feet tall; there's always room.
But first I got to freshen up.
Uh, can't it wait?
FYI, "Freshen up" Is lady talk for "Tinkle,"
which is baby talk for "Take a whiz."
Fine, go. It's...
What the hell is going on?
I think someone put a ring in the dessert
so he could ask the woman he loves to marry him.
I think someone is lame.
Oh, my God, you're the lame guy.
Bonnie Plunkett, will you marry me?
愿意 亚当 我愿意嫁给你
Yes, Adam, I will marry you.
Excuse me, uh,
I could get you another one, but it'll take 45 minutes.
No! I want to see the ring.
I'm so sorry I screwed this up.
Are you kidding? You-you took a romantic moment
and turned it into a fire hazard,
and that's why I love you.
Another reason I love you.
Adam, it's... it's beautiful.
Excuse me. I'm over 50,
and a man is putting a ring on my finger. Nothing?
I am gonna make you the best wife.
I mean, I'm gonna try.
I think I can do it.
I want to do it.
Can I do it?
Of course you can.
Yeah, you're right, you're right, I can do it.
I mean, if I can do sober, I can do marriage.
Of course I have to go to meetings to stay sober.
There's no, you know, marriage meetings,
unless you're in counseling, and...
Uh-oh, I guess we're gonna need counseling.
And between drunkie and the wheelchair,
I think we know who the shrink's gonna side with.
What's happening is this ring comes with expectations and responsibilities.
And if history teaches us anything,
that's not my bag!
I mean, one night, you're gonna come home for meat loaf,
'cause Tuesday's meat loaf night.
Instead, you're gonna find me face down
on the linoleum with a needle in my arm!
Can't make meat loaf.
Can't... do this.
Still got to pee.
Looks like you dodged a bullet there.
I mean, he's the best thing that ever happened to me,
but all these fears just came out of nowhere.
It just took me by surprise.
Are you sleeping?
Hey, you know, part of this is on you.
You knew he was gonna propose.
You could've given me a heads-up.
你说得对 怪我 晚安
You're right, I'm to blame. Good night.
So that's it?
You're just gonna abandon me in my hour of need.
And you abandoned me when I was seven; we're even.
Hey. You were an honorary fireman for a weekend.
Not all kids get that.
Mom, do you want to marry Adam?
Of course I do.
So call him and apologize.
Gee, I don't know.
Then we start the marriage with me in the hole.
-顺便问句 那家餐厅是你的主意吗 -是啊
- By the way, was that restaurant your idea? - Yeah.
- It was pretty good. - Uh-huh.
If you ever go, try the osso buco.
They give you this tiny little fork, you can dig the marrow...
I don't care! I got to get some sleep!
Sorry. It's not like you have anyone to take you.
Thank you so much for coming with me today.
Happy to do it.