I'm supposed to be studying for a test
that will determine the rest of my life,
but I'm happy to do it.
Oh, my God. Do I even want to work here?
I mean, look what I got to wear.
Brown polyester and grandma shoes.
Hey, don't knock comfortable footwear.
If I could've stripped in these babies,
I would've lasted five more years.
Stop eating sugar.
But I need it.
No, you don't.
Look, it's perfectly natural to feel scared right now.
I'm not scared.
You should be.
40 is in your rearview mirror,
your kid's in foster care but you can't get her back
until you get a legit job,
and you're only qualified to sell cocaine
and ruin some guy's pants.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-天啊 我做不到 -不不不
- Oh, my God. I can't do this. - No, no, no.
没人喜欢伤心的服务员 相信我 我知道
Nobody likes a sad waitress. Trust me, I know.
Have some sugar.
- No. - Sweet'N Low?
- No. - Grape jelly?
What-what's the point?
I've screwed my life up so much
I'll never get it back together.
Uh, I'm supposed to interview Natasha?
And here she is.
Your new waitress, hostess or bus person.
Is everything okay?
Yeah. She's just a little overwhelmed.
But let me tell you, Kenny,
uh, it has always been a dream of hers to work here.
In fact, she and I were just talking about
how places like Uncle Freddy's
have always been the backbone of American family life.
Well, we do pride ourselves on big portions for big people.
I just want to die, Kenny.
Look at that hustle.
Imagine when she has the right shoes.
好吧 肯尼 我们期待收到你的回复
Okay, Kenny. We, uh, we look forward to hearing from you.
等等 娜塔莎 那不是我的车
Wait, Natasha! That's not my car!
-亚当 我 -不
- Adam, I... - Nope.
Okay. That answers the question "Are you still mad?"
Fortunately, I have a key for such occasions.
I am so sorry.
You just caught me off guard.
Please, ask me again.
Bonnie, it's okay.
We don't have to get married.
You can humiliate me as my girlfriend.
No. I love you,
and I want to humiliate you as your wife.
亲爱的 我发誓 如果我有时间机器
Honey, I swear, if I had a time machine,
I would go back and make it right.
Really? That's what you'd use a time machine for?
I might also make a few sports bets.
Maybe the Cubs.
You wouldn't prevent this?
Look, if and when I get the time machine,
we can make a list.
Please, ask me to marry you again.
好吧 邦妮 你愿意嫁给
All right, fine. Bonnie, will you marry...
The long version with all the nice stuff.
Bonnie, I love you.
I love you, too.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want to spend the rest of my life with you, too.
- Will you marry me? - No.
I told my mouth to say yes, but "No" just came flying out.
What did Adam do?
He rolled over my foot.
And you know what? I deserved it.
I am the worst person in the world.
- Well, you do tend to... - Well, to be fair...
Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.
No, you're not.
- What did Christy say? - She doesn't know.
She's out helping Natasha find a job.
Isn't that great?
She gets a job, gets her kid back,
and I'm stuck all alone in an empty house again.
Everybody gets a fairy tale ending except for me.
I want a fairy tale ending.
Are you sure about that?
Maybe you keep saying no
because you've been a horrible person for so long
you think you're not good enough for Adam.
Well, that would explain why I've been sabotaging myself.
You should tell Adam that.
Is he still speaking to you?
Oh, hell no.
But, uh, I might have a work-around.
But wait, there's more.
Was that the tenth one? Do I get the next one free?
You are gonna be getting it free for a lifetime.
Adam Ulysses Janikowski.
Not my middle name.
See? There's still things we get to learn about each other.
All I know is that I love you
more than anything in the world, so please marry me.
Ah, you are a piece of work, but yes.
Yes, I will marry you.
Oh, my God. We're really doing this.
You are looking at the biggest idiot on the planet.
Yep, there you are.
Look what I did.
You said yes?
Don't make me relive it.
I love him so much.
Why don't I want to marry him?
Because deep down inside
you think you're not good enough?
Nah, that's what Marjorie said.
Mom, what are you afraid of?
Scratch that-- all clowns.
Being married to the same guy for the rest of my life.
Why don't you approach marriage like you do staying sober?
You know? One day at a time.
Wow. That's not bad.
- Have you guys set a date? - No.
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