Then what are you worried about?
You can keep this engagement up for years.
Think about it.
When has a man ever pushed for a wedding date?
It's like a woman initiating butt stuff.
If you don't bring it up, then he won't.
That's brilliant. Mm-hmm.
I'm also gaining a little insight
as to why you're still single.
And I'm gaining insight
as to why Adam proposed three times.
- Bottom line... - Bad choice.
you're saying I could just buy bridal magazines,
wear my pretty ring and run the clock out?
You're never getting married!
Oh, Bonnie, it's beautiful.
Two carat solitaire, a bit cloudy.
This might not be from a mall.
I'm so jealous.
So when's the big day?
June 19th. Mm.
Year to be determined.
Ah! Guys, you'll never believe it.
Guess who got an average score on her LSAT?
So congratulations are in order?
Yes. Now I can get into the best of the low level law schools.
Oh. I'm so proud of you.
I always knew you could barely do it.
谢谢你 妈妈 你总是几乎不陪着我
Aw, thanks, Mom. You were always barely there for me.
Well, isn't this all balloons and confetti?
You got a big career ahead of you,
you have a fiancé, you got a husband.
What do I have?
Oh, quit your bitching, you selfish, pampered princess.
- What? - You got a purse that costs more than my car.
You sleep till noon because you don't have to work.
除此之外 你还有发型师 美甲师
On top of that, you got your hairdresser, manicurist,
masseuse, all coming to your house.
你知道谁上我的门吗 吉尔 没人
You know who comes to my house, Jill? Nobody.
Not even the delivery boy from Golden Dragon.
I got to walk down four flights of stairs
to get my kung pao freakin' chicken!
So the next time I hear you
feeling sorry for yourself,
I'm gonna smack you so hard
your lip filler's gonna come out your ear!
You want some pie?
You all finished here?
I think we need a minute.
Well, hurry up. My feet are killing me.
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I got Natasha a job.
Oh, that's so nice.