Halloween's a thing?
Where you been? That's gay Christmas.
Last year, I was in a bar with 300 guys dressed as Hamilton.
So, how long you in town for?
Frog's Creek Winery is a client.
Is David with you?
David's his husband.
Yeah, I pieced that together.
Nah, he's home binging Love It or List It.
That's a real estate makeover show.
Got that one, too.
Hey, you should come with us to our meeting tomorrow.
Ooh, you could speak. Your story is so inspiring.
Or you could come to the Warriors game with me.
I got great seats.
Buddy of mine is Steph Curry's dentist.
Steph Curry is a famous basketball player.
Yeah, I know who she is.
And you're not staying in a hotel.
You're staying with your family.
On our lumpy couch.
Okay, but heads up,
I get up at 6:00 A.M. to run and do yoga.
He's doing better than you. I'm getting another beer.
Why aren't you in bed with your boyfriend?
'Cause he's busy talking to his boyfriend.
It started with basketball,
now they're bonding over Mark Wahlberg movies.
Sounds like Ray's doing great.
Yeah, I don't get it.
Have you ever met anyone, anywhere, at any time
that gave up cocaine that easily?
- Lots of... - Without prison?
- My friend Jenny... - Switched to meth.
- Joe... - Died.
Yeah, Super Bowl Sunday.
Ray's your brother!
Be happy he's doing well.
I am happy. I just wouldn't mind seeing
some night sweats, a few days in jail,
maybe a mild seizure.
All right, I've got to put a stop to this.
You're really upset that they're getting along?
My date ready yet?
You are ten years younger than me and quite good-looking--
please don't refer to him as your date.
Oh, Bonnie, I'm 15 years younger than you.
Must have forgotten your sunscreen
'cause you got burned.
Yeah, that was a lot funnier in seventh grade.
Let's hit it.
- Have fun. - All right. Mwah.
Are you wearing cologne?
I don't know, maybe.
You put on cologne for my brother?
I put on cologne for Steph Curry.
You never know, he might jump in the stands
and land in my lap.
And I'm the gay one.
Can we go, please?
-我去拿车钥匙 -不 我来开车
- Let me get my keys. - No, I'll drive.
I got a Mercedes.
I got handicap parking.
I love this guy.
Look at 'em, they're like a '70s cop show.
Come on, Huggy Bear.
Right behind ya, Wheels.
They are so cute.
I still say something's not right about him.
Are you kidding? He's thriving.
Nah, I'm not buying it.
You don't go right from coke fiend to...
"I get up at 6:00 A.M. to do yoga."
Well, I'm glad for him.
Ugh, that is so you.
Let's go to our damn meeting.
My car or yours?
Ray's. I'll hate the world
a little less in a Mercedes.
Mind slowing down?
Hey, I'm going over 50
and the windows aren't rattling.
Let me have this.
Look at the temperature control.
We each have our own zone.
I can make your zone really hot.
I'm gonna make mine really cold.
Let's see if it rains in the middle of the car.
Ooh, what do you think this button
with the squiggly lines does?
Will you look at the road?!
I tell you, if I had a car like this,
sobriety would be easy for me, too.
That is the stupidest thing you've ever said.
Check it out. Massage seats?
You feel that?
I'm ready to turn around and straddle it.
♪ I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want ♪
♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want ♪
*我想要 我想要 我想要 我想要*
♪ I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha, I wanna, ha ♪
♪ I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig, ah ♪
♪ If you wanna be my lover... ♪
So, married to a guy, huh?
How is that?
You know. Marriage.
We fight over the remote just like the rest of the world.
Do you guys share socks, or do you have your own?
We have our own.
They get mixed up sometimes.
Good question, though.
Okay, my turn.
I'm assuming, since you're with Bonnie,
Everything but the legs.
So, you're pretty much always on the bottom.
What do you guys do, flip a coin?
You said I could drive again.
When do I get to drive again?
I'm not gonna just pull over on the freeway.
Or maybe I am.
I didn't think rich people got pulled over.
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