I thought we'd work in here cuz...
well, it's the only room with a table.
Huh. You don't have a dedicated workspace?
I don't have a dedicated bathroom.
Can I get you something to drink?
Uh, you have Coke?
I have cola.
You have Smartwater?
I have sink water.
I'll take the cola.
It's kind of awkward when the professor pairs you up with someone you don't know.
Well, at least neither of us got "Throat Clearing Guy."
Oh, I actually got Throat Clearing Guy on the last project.
It did not go so...
Anyway, I, uh, figured we'd do this on my laptop.
I mean, unless you have N-voke.
What is it?
就像Powerpoint 但不是那个 因为不难用
Like Powerpoint, only not, because it doesn't suck.
I have pirated Word '97.
And I used it to write up the first seven precepts
-前七个规则 适用于... -好吧
- of conflict resolution as it pertains to... - Yeah.
Relax. I got this.
And what do I got?
I can go for some chips.
Not your waitress, Skippy.
I'm sticking with Skippy.
Are we gonna have a problem here?
Good call, Skippy.
Oh, crap. My screen's frozen.
Christy told me you were looking for an apartment, and I thought,
sure, you could drive all over Napa,
or... I could save you the hassle
and show you this little slice of paradise.
What's going on with the ceiling here?
That's what you call an architectural element.
Ooh, fancy. Mm.
What's this all about?
That's drainage from your neighbor's toilet.
-真的吗 -别担心 小个子 吃的不多
- Really? - Don't worry. Little guy. Doesn't eat much.
So what do you think? You in?
'Cause I got a polygamist looking for a sister house.
Well, the sooner I have my own place,
the sooner I can get Emily back.
I just don't have first and last month's rent.
What to do, what to do...
Here's an idea.
You pay me in cash, I'll overlook the deposit,
and even throw in some furniture I got in the basement.
Maybe a fresh coat of paint?
Stand down, Melania.
Hang on. I'll get you a clean fork.
Just gonna walk in a circle and bring you the same one.
I still can't believe you moved her into your building.
Oh, come on, Jill.
You've been a great foster mother,
but Emily belongs with Natasha.
I agree. I just think there's a double standard afoot.
I mean, before I could foster Emily,
I had to be questioned, fingerprinted
and baby-proof my whole house.
I still can't get into my pool.
Slap her in that dump with her birth mother,
and everything's hunky-dory.
That dump is where we live.
I know. I've been there.
She's just out of rehab.
How can she afford her own place?
She can't. She's paying me under the table.
What? You didn't tell me that.
That's what "Under the table" means.
What are they teaching you at that college?
You realize that if you get caught,
we're gonna be looking for a new apartment, too.
Well, Little Black Cloud,
the only way I'd get caught is if someone ratted me out.
Well, then, somebody better give me a little taste of the action.
Oh, you want to wet your beak, do you?
Why are they talking like that?
Never ask me about my business, Wendy.
Tell you what I'm gonna do.
Pleasure doing business with you.
So, I was thinking, I should do the oral presentation,
and you should manage the visuals.
And wear something pretty.
对 最好是低胸的 能让我们得高分
Right, something low-cut so we can get a good grade.
And you know what you can wear?
My foot in your ass.
Hey, I'm just trying to play to our strengths.
You do what you do,
and I'm super comfortable speaking in public.
I was in two high school plays,
and I have my own YouTube channel.
Slow your roll, Miss Saigon.
Several times a week,
I stand in front of a room full of drunks and drug addicts
and share my most painful experiences.
And P.S., my friend's cat has her own YouTube channel.
Tell you what. How about we both do the presentation,
and I wear something pretty?
And show a little cleavage.
We do want the "A."
Hey, I'm a little hungry.
You want to get some wings or something?
Don't worry. We'll split the bill.
Dude, you're kind of a sexist, hipster douche.
Wings are on you.
You sure nobody's gonna miss this stuff?
Nah, this was all left behind by tenants who moved out.
Couple of 'em feet first.
Choked on a chicken bone,
That guy moved to Fresno,
which is the same thing as dying.
Come on, give me a hand.
I don't know how to thank you, Bonnie.
You just make sure I get those Benjamins every month.
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