Oh, and do not give them to Christy.
She lives in moral twilight.
Oh, my God, that's Emily.
My pits are drippin'.
Relax. You have a lovely apartment
with a permanent Christmas tree
and a picture of a seafaring ancestor.
Hi, Mom. Oh.
When you said "Back of the building," You weren't kidding.
So, what do you think?
I like it.
- You do? - You do?
Come on, I'll show you your room.
I got you a Harry Styles pillow
so you can practice your kissing.
Unless you want a Katy Perry pillow.
Whatever you're into, I'm cool with that.
I like green.
Bonnie, where are we?
What are you talking about?
I mean, I was braced for your apartment,
but this looks like a place
where they take Turkish people for questioning.
Hey, it's a beginning, Jill.
I'm just worried about Emily.
She's a teenager.
All she cares about is a place to charge her phone.
And that concludes the grand tour.
Is there a place I can charge my phone?
Right here by the Christmas pole.
Let me do it. I got a little shock here earlier.
Okay, well, I guess it's time for me to be on my way.
Thanks for everything, Jill.
I'm really gonna miss you.
I'm all right.
I'm gonna miss you, too.
But we'll still see each other.
好了 吉尔 该走了
Okay, Jill. Time to go.
Here I go.
好的 感情 我懂你
Okay, feelings, I hear ya.
Sprite for you, Irish Sprite for me.
Mm. So you have no problem being in a bar?
No, it's fun.
Actually, I play this little game. Mm.
I look around the room and try to figure out
who I'm gonna be seeing in a meeting down the road.
Oh, really? Who do you like?
I got my eye on the guy who finished his date's drink
when she went to the bathroom.
Well, maybe she has the problem,
and he's trying to save her.
Nope. He just threw up in his hand.
Please don't tell me they're setting up for karaoke.
No, then I'd be throwing up in my hand.
It's trivia night.
Oh, I am awesome at trivia.
I was raised by a television.
And I had no friends except books!
We are gonna crush this!
Your home theater, ma'am.
Courtesy of the late Mrs. Farraday.
Oh, my God, you're a lifesaver.
Well... if I were a lifesaver,
I would have known how to Heimlich Mrs. Farraday.
I thought this might lure Emily out of her room.
我没事 天啊 谁应该修修这个
I'm okay. God, someone should fix that.
Why would I say that out loud?
She's been in there since dinner.
Well... I hope Emily loves Falcon Crest
as much as Christy did.
Oh, no. Please stay.
This is not going well.
She's barely talking to me.
Well, give it time.
When I got sober and reconnected with Christy,
there were long stretches of cold, angry silence.
What finally broke the ice?
She punched me in the back of the head.
We laugh about it now.
Can you please just... just stay till bedtime?
I'm a busy woman.
I am not wasting my night here.
Ooh, The A-Team. You got me for an hour.
We'll have the rest of your weather
and all the top news at 11:00.
Next up, The A-Team.
Which Hogwarts professor was the head of Gryffindor House?
Who is Professor Minerva McGonagall!
再说一次 我们没在玩《危险边缘》 但是答对了
Okay, again, we're not playing Jeopardy!, but yes,
point for Team Demi/Ashton!
In your face, suckahs!
Okay. Name all five members
of New Kids on the Block.
唐尼 丹尼 乔丹 乔伊 乔恩
Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Joey, Jon.
I still love you, Donnie!
Normally, this is where I add up the scores,
but I think we can all agree that the glory
and the free bloomin' onion go to Team Demi/Ashton!
We won an onion! We won an onion!
Damn, girl, you own the '90s!
Oh! That's 'cause I'm the only one here who wasn't born in them.
You can pick up your prize at the bar.
Ooh-ooh. Let me.
I've never won an appetizer before.
Well, raise it high like the Stanley Cup.
- What's that? - Just go.
I never won an appetizer before.
- You guys killed it. - Ah. That's 'cause I watch a lot of TV
and he didn't have any friends.
You're such a cute couple.
Oh. We're not a couple.
He's just a guy I'm doing a school project with.
I'm actually 40.
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