极品老妈第五季第三集

Mom S05E03

Part4

2020年1月3日 21:57

I'm telling you, she puts a little vanilla in it, oh...
天啊我觉得被爱环绕
God, I really felt loved.
好了我懂
Okay, I get it.
我没陪着你
I wasn't there for you.
那不是挖苦
Oh, that wasn't even a dig.
但是很好
But good.
有两个艾希莉
Okay, so, there's two Ashleys.
书呆艾希莉是个美女
There's nerdy Ashley-- she's a doll.
高个艾希莉不♥穿♥胸罩
Tall Ashley doesn't believe in bras,
还跟每个人的爸爸调情
and she flirts with all the dads.
不许去她家过夜
No sleepovers with her.
知道了
Got it.
艾米莉手♥机♥的密♥码♥是4535
The password for Emily's phone is 4535.
但是提醒一下她会发一些关于你的伤人短♥信♥
But heads up, she will text some hurtful things about you.
我不知道是什么让我成了"寄养妈妈"
I don't know what made me a "Foster monster,"
但我依然很难受
but it still stings.
真希望有人
I just wish there was someone
告诉我我做对了
who could tell me I was doing it right.
这个嘛
Well...
不知道有没有帮助艾米莉给我发短♥信♥
for what it's worth, Emily texted me
说她很高兴回到了你身边
how happy she is to be back with you.
天啊我不敢相信
Oh, my God, I don't believe it.
如果你有什么关于她的问题
Hmm. Look, if you have any problems with her,
尽管给我打电♥话♥
don't hesitate to call me.
我们可以双人夹击
We can double-team her.
扮好警♥察♥和美警♥察♥
Good cop, hot cop.
谢谢
Thank you.
还有人也不♥穿♥胸罩呢
Aw. Somebody else doesn't believe in bras, either.
我从来没有这样庆祝过拿到A
Wow. I've never celebrated getting an "A" Like that.
如果我在高中有这种动力
If I had this kind of motivation in high school,
我根本不会退学
I wouldn't have dropped out.
你们滚完床单了吗我在洗白色衣物
You done with the sheets? I'm doing whites.
妈妈你在逗我吗
Mom! Are you kidding me?
你一定是库珀我是普兰科特太太
You must be Cooper. I'm Mrs. Plunkett.
-你好 -门口是你的福特福星吗
- Hi. - Is that your Ford Fusion out front?
听说很省油
I hear they get good mileage.
还行吧
Not bad.
现在你见过他了快走
Okay, now you've seen him. Go.
好我走了
Yeah, yeah, I'm going.
妈妈
Hey, Mom?
介意给我们做薄煎饼吗
Mind making us pancakes?
薄煎饼我其实都没真的洗衣服
Pancakes? I'm not even really doing laundry.