Can I just say
what a miracle duct tape is?
It is literally holding this building together.
Why do you even bother with that toolbox?
Well, 'cause I need scissors to cut the tape.
What are you doing?
Filling out law school applications.
Stanford? Oh, honey.
This is you thinking you had a shot
with Matt Dillon all over again.
Hey, we had some serious eye contact at the supermarket.
He was memorizing your face for the police report.
Well, I'm not actually applying to Stanford.
I just picked up the brochure
to make the other applications nervous.
Well, why not send it in?
Maybe they have a quota
for bitter, lonely, middle-aged alcoholics.
We can hope.
But meanwhile, each application ends up costing like $200.
And everyone applies to at least three or four schools.
- Oh. - "Oh"?
What's that supposed to mean? I shouldn't apply to law school?
I'm not gonna get anywhere, so why even bother?
All I said was, "Oh."
Sometimes I forget how much craziness
you're lugging around in that coconut.
This is stressful.
Maybe I should just pick one school and pray I get accepted.
Oh, come on.
This is your future.
Don't cheap out.
We'll just cut back on some extravagances.
Yesterday I had to sew a poorly located hole in my underwear.
okay, how about those fancy crackers you buy?
Again, Ritz Crackers are not fancy.
You're just fooled by the name.
Well, there's got to be something.
What's our biggest bill?
Probably cable and Internet.
We're not stealing cable? What has happened to us?
We became better people and that's very expensive.
Okay, well, let's give up cable and Internet for a few months.
You'd do that for me?
Now I can apply to all of them.
Ugh. I don't think so.
Why set myself up for getting my heart broken?
Well, if you change your mind
and your heart does break,
I'm just saying, I've now given up pot,
药物 可♥卡♥因♥ 酒精
pills, cocaine, alcohol
and most illegal activities,
but nothing has kicked my ass like quitting the Internet.
No Facebook. No Twitter.
My 36 followers are probably worried sick about me.
But que sera.
I'm doing this for my daughter
because sobriety has transformed me
贴心 慷慨 富有同情心的人
into a thoughtful, generous, deeply empathic being.
Not to mention humble.
I was too humble to say it, so thank you.
Thank you all.
Would anyone else like to share?
Hi, I'm Natasha and I'm an alcoholic.
I got to tell you guys, since I started
taking sobriety seriously, great things keep happening.
I got a job.
I got an apartment.
I got my daughter back.
And then last night, I met this guy,
and I told him I'm a songwriter, and guess what.
It turns out he's a big deal in the music business
and wants to help me.
How unbelievable is that?
Anyway, he says he's gonna listen to my demo
and get right back to me.
She can't be this naive.
And if he likes it, he's gonna fly me down to L.A.
for the weekend to lay down some tracks.
Something's gonna get laid down, but it ain't tracks.
I get it. You're skeptical.
Without Internet, it's like
I'm much more aware of the people around me
and I must say,
I don't like it.
On behalf of the people around you, right back at you.
I'm worried about Jill.
Has anyone heard from her?
I texted her to see if she was going to the meeting today,
but she said she was busy.
She blew me off, too.
Well, that doesn't prove anything.
Ever since Emily moved back with Natasha,
Jill hasn't been herself.
Are you referring to the 800 pounds she's packed on?
Don't be mean.
It's not mean when I say it behind her back.
Wendy, would you rather I say horrible things
to you or behind your back?
I'd rather you didn't say anything.
拜托 选一个 傻子
Come on. Pick one, stupid.
Behind my back.
A friend of ours is in a tough situation
and we have to be patient, caring and supportive.
Oh, dear Lord.
Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has entered the building.
What do you think?
Is this why you couldn't make the meeting?
Yeah, but it's okay.
All the stuff I would've said in the meeting,
I said to my stylist.
It's not the same thing.
Tell me about it.
Weird to talk about yourself
and no one claps when you're done.
Jill, you need to keep going to meetings.