天啊 吉尔不在 谁来付钱啊
Oh, God, Jill's not here. Who's gonna pay?
Impressive. How'd you do that?
I hate to admit it, but Wendy showed me some tricks.
You look sad.
I kind of am.
瞧 你很痛苦 现在我感兴趣了
See? You're in pain, and now I'm interested.
What's going on?
I feel like applying to Stanford was a huge mistake.
Now I'll be tortured for months waiting to find out if I got in.
If I didn't, I'll be crushed.
And if I did, holy crap.
I'll have to go to Stanford.
Can... can we pause a second and compare your life today
to where you were five years ago?
Your biggest problem used to be
how to give a satisfying lap dance to a fat guy.
And now, you know, here you are worried about
getting into one of the best schools in the country.
Look at me with my classy problems.
Whatever happens, I'm just proud of you for applying.
Just you going to Stanford.
Hey, why don't you apply to Harvard while you're at it?
Oh, uh, hey, could I see that for a second?
Looks like a job for duct tape!
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