Okay, I got her in the tub.
With any luck, she'll doze off, and that'll be that.
You guys are cute when you wish each other dead.
- Make you a sandwich? - Thanks.
So... you're marrying my mother.
Unless she drowns in that tub.
Then you're the right person to ask.
I'm guessing there are things about her you like.
What are they?
Are you looking for something specific?
For starters, do you think she's a good person?
Let me tell you why I'm making a sandwich.
Your mother and I were supposed to go out to lunch today
at that new Italian place.
We need a table for two,
最好是靠窗的 因为 你懂的
preferably by a window because... you know.
What do wheelchairs have to do with the window?
Shh. I got this.
I'm sorry. We don't have any tables available.
Thanks anyway. I told you we should've made a reservation.
稍等 先生 你不能拒绝我们
Hang on. Sir, you can't turn us away.
Do you realize how challenging it is
for us to just get out of the house?
- Bonnie... - But today,
我们说 该死 我们出去
we said, "Darn it, let's go out
for a nice lunch like normal people."
Are you kidding me?
I'm so sorry. Let me see if I can shift some things around.
Please don't bother. We're out of here.
什么 为什么 他在想办法了
What? Why? He's shifting. Uh...
I'm sorry. He's got a kiss of manic depression.
Keep shifting. We'll be right back.
Oh, my God, she's a monster.
Thank you. I feel so much better.
What are you talking about?
Well, Marjorie was trying
to convince me that my mom's becoming a better person.
This is really good.
Excellent lettuce-to-meat ratio.
Thank you, but I... I'm not done with the story.
- Oh, really? - Mm-hmm.
What happened next? She sucker-punch a baby?
Hey, stop that man! He stole my purse!
What are you so mad about?
We're getting a table.
We'll probably get a free dessert.
How could you embarrass me like that?
What's embarrassing? It was working.
You made me an object of pity.
Well, to get what Napa Valley Monthly calls
"The best bucatini outside of Naples."
Bonnie, I don't want people to see me
as different, as "Less than."
-你才没有不足 -没错 我是没有
- You're not "Less than." - You're damn right I'm not.
But you wanted the maître d' to feel sorry for us.
I just thought I could get a better table.
Do you know how hard I work
for people not to see me as a guy in a chair?
I guess I-I don't think about it
because you make it look so easy.
Well, that's the way that I want it to look.
I don't cut in line, I don't bitch when there's not a ramp,
and I don't ask for special treatment.
No, you don't, and... and I shouldn't have, either.
I guess I don't think enough about what you go through
because I'm too busy thinking about myself.
抱歉 亚当 非常抱歉
I'm sorry, Adam. I'm so, so sorry.
She actually said, "So, so sorry"?
It surprised me, too.
She just straight-up apologized?
No blaming other people,
no fake tears,
no "I grew up in the foster system.
I slept in a dog bed till I was 11."
She even went back inside and apologized to the maître d'.
She really is changing.
Damn it, Christy!
My bath is getting cold!
So turn the hot water on!
I can't! I'm reading!
Just give her a second.
Never mind! I figured it out!
I put the book down!
Don't avoid the world
because of moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
Do you have any idea what plaque psoriasis is?
Maybe it's when you get an award for your psoriasis.
Well, this guy has it, and then he took this pill,
and now he's having the best day of his life.
He's swimming, he's making pottery.
Hey, I kind of wish I had it.
Ready for your lunch?
I was ready 30 minutes ago.
How long does it take you to open a can?
Actually, it's not from a can.
I made it from scratch.
Really? What's that floatin' in there?
Well, I'll choke it down.
What's with the smile?
I'm just... happy you're my mom.
You're so funny.
Careful. It's hot.
This unexpected pleasantness is very unsettling.
Can't a daughter just be nice to her mother?
Not this daughter, not this mother.
Well, you better get used to it,
because I love you no matter what.
Yeah, well, uh,
I used the lost kid room at Walmart for day care.
The security guard taught me how to spell my name.
What's that all about?
Oh, Christy's acting like she loves me,
and it's really pissing me off.
I love you, too.
I will kick you with this boot.
Weren't you supposed to go to the doctor today?
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