You lose something?
Oh, come on.
You're still not talking to me?
I said I was sorry.
You know, I don't mind
that you borrow my car without asking.
I don't mind that you never put gas in it.
I don't even mind that I have to pull my seat up
all the way from Freaktown.
But when I turn on the radio and you've changed all my stations,
that's when I snap.
Hey, when I hear Kenny G, that's when I snap.
Where are you going?
Oh, I'm just heading out for a little bit.
- Where? - Got a thing.
- What thing? - I'm meeting a guy for a beer.
- Who? - You don't know him.
Where are you going? Who are you meeting?
or before you know it, you're a year older.
My brother's in town.
You have a brother?
This is gonna make me late for work, but it's worth it.
Why am I not meeting him?
Maybe Adam's ashamed of you.
You're not talking to me, Smooth Jazz.
Tell me why I shouldn't be incredibly hurt right now.
We're not that close.
The only reason I'm seeing him is to sign some papers
for our parents' estate.
Don't get excited.
It's a thousand bucks a year.
Why my parents decided to dole it out
until I'm 85 remains a mystery.
依然 你去世以后 那一千就归了我吧
Still, uh, after you've gone, that grand goes to me?
I'm an heiress.
Adam, a hint.
Sleep with your eyes open.
- I'll see you later. - Wait.
Why can't I meet him?
What, was he born without a nose?
Weird, floaty eye?
Spits when he says, "Sauteed spinach."
是的 这些都有 我能走了吗
Yes, it's all of those things. Can I go now?
不 我要见他 就这样定了
No. I am meeting him and that's final.
I'm not gonna win this, am I?
You gave up those balls
the minute you put a ring on her finger.
Give me five minutes to change.
First the legs, now you guys.
The darkness is moving north.
-请 邦妮 -谢谢 帕特里克
- Here you go, Bonnie. - Well, thank you, Patrick.
Sure beats a beer in my hotel lobby.
You're gonna love it.
God, I hate her.
Welcome to the Rustic Fig.
The one place I used to feel safe.
I told you, she's a pistol.
Wish I had one right now.
Hey, Christy. I'm Patrick.
Really nice to meet you.
Since Patrick's only in town for the night, we thought we...
- She thought. - ...we'd come here.
What better way for us all to get to know each other?
With me serving you food. Yay.
Can I please have whatever kind of beer can get here fastest?
Can you make that two?
But take your time.
And I'll have, let me see...
What's in a virgin mojito?
Lime juice, cane sugar and my thumb.
I'll have a water.
Patrick, I'm so glad we're doing this.
Oh, me, too. I didn't even know you existed.
I didn't know you existed.
You both exist.
Should we figure out what we're gonna eat?
Charming as ever, dude.
Bite the big one, Pat.
Oh, I'm getting a picture of the two of you growing up together.
Roughhousing out at the lake.
I don't know. Was there a lake?
There was an ocean.
In fact, Adam taught me to surf.
Man, you sure ran with that one.
What does that mean?
I own a company that makes surfboards.
Wow, didn't waste any time squeezing that one
into the conversation.
Okay, why don't we talk about
how you hung out with Russell Crowe?
He does work that one in a lot.
We got drunk in Prague. He threw a phone at me.
It's a good story.
The first seven times, am I right?
I hear something different every time.
Okay, two beers
and one tap water
with a splash of spit.
Well, we definitely want appetizers.
What do you recommend?
Going to a different restaurant.
Tell me about the crab cakes.
Your brother seems like a nice guy.
Where in the world did you get that?
Well, he paid for dinner
while you were being a dick all night.
That was my takeaway.
I don't like the guy.
I thought you might have picked up on that
when I told you I don't like the guy.
Oh, come on.
How many times did Christy tell everyone
she hated me at dinner tonight?
It's just something people say.
At least it's over.
I never have to see him again.
Yikes. What happened with you guys?
He bang your prom date?
Women aren't that important to me.
Stare all you want; I'm not taking it back.