It's not fair.
I parade my dirty family laundry in front of you every day.
You owe me this.
All right, fine.
That surfboard company, my idea.
I worked there. I helped get it started,
but did he cut me in on the profits once it became a success?
- I'm guessing no. - Nothing.
Well, that's ridiculous.
Those profits should be ours-- yours.
You know what really upset me tonight?
Discovering that my daughter is a terrible waitress.
I still don't think you should've complained to the manager.
How else is she gonna get better?
Are you eating garbage cake?
It was untouched.
He shot her a look when she ordered the cake.
Things went downhill fast.
Well, in that case, hand me a fork.
This is a surprise. What brings you back?
Ah, there's nothing good in my hotel's garbage.
I thought I was coming back here for a nightcap.
This is so much better.
I got half a martini in here.
Wait. There's a shrimp tail in it.
No, I'm good.
So, did you survive dinner with my mother?
Oh, my God, I love her.
No more cake for you.
Hey, anybody gives my brother a hard time is okay by me.
To be perfectly honest,
um, I spent most of dinner
waiting for you to come back to the table.
Oh, my God.
Are you the one who complained to my manager?
No, it's just that every time you came back to the table,
things were... you know,
I'm recently divorced. I'm a little rusty.
I'm sorry. Are you flirting with me?
You couldn't tell?
See, this is where my rustiness comes in.
Ah, newly divorced, too, huh?
Nope, just good old rust.
Well, um, what I'm trying to say is, uh,
I'm supposed to be leaving tomorrow,
and if you happen to be free tomorrow
and are amenable to what I'm about to propose,
I was thinking I could stay an extra night
for the express purpose of taking you out tomorrow.
Just to be clear, we're talking about tomorrow?
Yeah. Although it is midnight,
so tomorrow is now today.
So, uh... ...today.
I'd really like that.
Oh, great. Great.
I'll bring the oil can.
For the rustiness.
You know, Wizard of Oz.
Not dry vagina.
My God, I...
I just said "Dry vagina."
Okay, what do you think?
Great. Let me see the tush.
Damn it, I used to have a cute, little booty like that.
You will again.
You already lost six pounds.
Mm, five. Paid 300 bucks
for some black market licorice last night.
You heard that, too, right?
You're awfully dressed up for that.
-她有约会 -真的吗 和谁
- She's got a date. - Really? With who?
- Just a guy. - Adam's brother.
This is fun!
But he left town.
He decided to stay an extra day just for little old me.
Are you kidding me? You can't go out with Adam's brother.
And yet I've got my good bra on, and I'm headed out the door.
No, no, you don't get it.
Adam really doesn't like him.
I don't like you, but we eat eight meals a week together.
Wait. So why does Adam not like his brother?
I don't care! He's in town for one more night,
and he asked me out
like an awkward eighth grader, so I'm going.
Just so you know, you and your bra are ruining my life.
Oh, I miss you girls.
Am I talking to an empty room?
God, I'm so hungry.
What's going on?
What's going on is I wanted some quality time
with my man.
Can we do that? Where's Christy?
She had a date tonight.
Oh, good for her. You know,
I don't understand why some guy
hasn't just swept her off her feet.
Well, I guess that thought runs in your family,
'cause your brother stayed an extra day to take her out.
亚当 哦 亚当
Adam. Oh, Adam...
Wait, w-wait. Hang on a minute.
Christy's on a date with Patrick?
That's right. Let's get those pants off.
- You know, you did this. - What do you mean?
I was just gonna go out and have a drink with him
and sign some papers, but no,
you had to stick your nose in there
and Bonnie it all up.
Hey, I was gonna use this mouth to say I'm sorry,
but it can just as easily go eat a sandwich.
So, what's your favorite place to surf?
Ah. Uh... Costa Rica, probably.
You know, one time I was, um, waiting for a set to come in
when I realized, suddenly, that I was surrounded by dolphins.
Wow, that sounds beautiful. Ah.
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