Yeah, it was, until I realized
the dolphins were surrounded by sharks,
and that was the moment I learned I could fly.
I took acid once and learned I couldn't fly.
You know, we've been playing for 20 minutes,
and neither one of us has made a shot.
Well, that was pretty close.
Should we just start counting those?
I'll tell you where we went wrong.
Not enough blue stuff on the end of the thing.
Step aside and watch me work.
Oh, my God, I got one in!
I got one in.
Not the one I wanted, but still.
Toss me that magic blue cube.
We are not leaving until I sink one, too.
Don't you have to go back home tomorrow?
I'm taking a couple weeks off
to surf my way down the coast.
Boy, that sounds great.
Do you surf?
Nope. I can barely swim.
That's why I don't take baths.
I mean, I shower. I'm clean.
聪明 美丽 卫生
Smart, beautiful, hygienic.
Final box checked.
Oh, God, what now?
Your brother's staying another week to be with Christy.
And to your left, more vineyards.
You picked a hell of a place to get sober.
I know, right?
Could have moved to Utah,
but where's the challenge in that?
Lot of grapes.
What are those, red?
See? It's like you live here.
Hey, can I ask you something?
What's the deal with you and Adam?
Oh, well, what can I say?
Uh, we used to be really tight.
We started our business together,
and six months later, he bailed.
Left me high and dry.
I can see why you're mad at him,
but what's his problem?
Oh, that's simple.
I made the business into a success,
and now he's jealous.
That doesn't sound like the Adam I know.
Well, it's the Adam I know.
But, hey, maybe your mom's had a good influence on him.
This is a disaster. Adam is furious,
and I'm out of lingerie.
But I'm happy.
Isn't that what moms are supposed to want for their kids?
On what planet?
You are standing in between me and a thousand dollars a year.
- You are so selfish. - You are so selfish.
What do you guys think?
Look, they remembered we're here.
- Well, I th... - Da-da-da!
You're obviously only dating Patrick to annoy me.
No, I am dating Patrick because he's a nice guy.
Annoying you is a delightful bonus.
I'm gonna shop for jeans.
I'm confused-- why is Adam so upset about this?
- Because Adam and Patrick hate each other. - Why?
Why does anyone ever fight? Money.
Well, maybe you two can help them patch things up.
You were estranged for years and found a way to reconnect,
and it's been wonderful.
-好了 冷静点 -才没有很棒
- All right, settle down. - I wouldn't go that far.
Do you guys think I could pull off overalls?
I'm just saying you could be a good example to these boys.
Maybe. Got to admit,
nobody knows decades of estrangement
and then a quasi-satisfying makeup like we do.
是啊 当然 如果我们有钱
Yeah. Of course, if we had money,
things could get dicey.
If we had money, you'd be dead by sundown.
Someone's at the door.
I'll get it.
Hey, Adam. I like that shirt.
Wow, why are you so dressed up?
Oh, son of a bitch.
Oh. Didn't know you'd be here.
Why wouldn't I be here? It's my fiancée's house.
And another great talk. Can we go?
Actually, I was thinking you could come in for a sec.
I take it we're being set up?
Looks like it.
Wow, isn't this a nice surprise.
They're onto us, Mom.
Then let's just jump right in.
We're trying to help you two asshats
be more like us.
How is name-calling gonna help?
What'd I say?
Look, nobody's had more bad water
under the bridge than me and Amazon Prime over here.
But we got over it.
And if we can, anyone can.
好了 仇恨 发泄吧
Okay, animosities. Go.
Okay, why don't I help get the ball rolling?
Patrick, Adam is upset with you
because you hogged all the surfboard money for yourself.
What? Is that what you told her?
Because that's what happened.
No, it's not.
Patrick was just a kid starting up a business.
You're the one who bailed on him.
How did I bail on you?
You took off for Hollywood
to start your big stuntman career.
Hey, the surfboard business was my idea.
I got it off the ground for you,
and then something good happened to me. I'm so sorry.
Off the ground?
I worked 16-hour days without you.
I had to quit school.
Oh, take off your skirt.
Our business was great,
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