and you didn't share a dime with me.
Oh, please. I don't see you for ten years.
How is it still "Our" Business?
I was working on movies.
I-I was on location.
I'm sorry I wasn't there to hold your hand.
Kind of a soft argument. Step it up.
You know, I started this business to be with my brother,
but since all you care about is money,
I'm happy to write you a check.
I don't want your money.
We're winning. Keep going.
You know, if you wanted to be with me so badly,
where were you when this happened?
- What? - I was in the hospital for a year.
Guys I hadn't seen since high school came by.
You never did.
I wanted to be there.
Then why the hell weren't you?
Because I figured
I was the last person you'd ever want to see.
Why wouldn't I want to see you? You're my brother.
If I'd known that,
I'd have been there in a second.
I love you, man.
I love you, too.
Now would be the perfect time to get that check.
How did this happen?
My date's having dinner with your fiancé,
and I'm having my ninth meal of the week with you.
Bringing them together feels good, though, right?
Yeah, it does.
We saved a family tonight.
I'm gonna say this to you 'cause you get it,
but I wouldn't say it out there.
It's the only word that works.
Was a little weird seeing those two crying.
Right? Not sexy.
I will be asleep when Adam gets home tonight.
You know, if things work out
and we marry these guys...
...you'd be my mother
and my sister-in-law.
And you'd be married to your stepuncle...
...which would make you your own niece.
The sad part is,
not the weirdest thing we've ever done.
Not even close.