Well, why not?
Because if you bring Christy something,
I got to bring Bonnie something or I look like a tool.
You are a tool.
Ooh, sneak attack. Oh! Oh!
Hey, how's Victor doing?
I thought you were on a silent retreat.
But I'm worried about Marjorie
and I'm dying to talk.
My thoughts have been all bottled up in my head
and it's making me...
Sorry. Shaman Gary came into the Zen garden.
He is such a narc.
Victor is stable. That's all we know.
Oh, thank God.
Is that a vending machine behind you?
Do they have Funyuns?
Last night I dreamt about Funyuns.
Except they were six feet tall and kissing me.
I'm telling you, nothing's getting satisfied here.
Uh-oh, Gary's back.
I got to hide you in my bra.
Is it just me or does it look like she hasn't lost a pound?
If anything, her face looks rounder.
Hey, I'm still here.
Hey, Marjorie, what'd they say?
They told me to hope for the best
and prepare for the worst.
Might not be able to walk or talk.
Oh, my God.
you won't face it alone.
You have friends you can count on.
I'll be happy to help, too.
I'm actually quite good at taking care of sick people.
I thought I could just say it and you'd believe me.
Sometimes it works 'cause I'm tall.
What are you doing here?
Oh, he wanted to bring Christy some clothes
and I didn't want to show up empty-handed,
so here's that sudoku you've been working on for the last year.
Really sorry to hear about your husband.
This is Adam's brother, Patrick.
Hi. I wish we were meeting under better circumstances.
And I'm sorry I ruined your evening.
You know, why don't you two go down to the cafeteria
and grab a bite to eat?
- You sure? - I'm sure.
If you made reservations at the cafeteria,
I'm gonna be so impressed.
I called. They don't take 'em.
Couldn't have grabbed a pencil?
It's never enough, is it?
I bet that fancy steak house didn't serve egg salad
with an ice cream scoop.
Well, I think it'll pair nicely with your Mr. Pibb.
I see you have a taste for adventure.
And our five minutes of peace are over.
Don't mind me. I'm not here to spy.
I just had to get Marjorie another tea.
Oh, God, what did you say?
I just asked hypothetically if Victor died,
did she think she would die very quickly afterward?
Drop the eyebrow, missy.
It's a thing, like penguins.
Anyway, you kids have fun.
Thank you for being so understanding through all of this.
Something really sexy is about to happen right now.
Oh, that, uh, salmon roll tasted like a penny.
Would you like some room-temperature egg salad?
I'm really just here for the company.
So... can we go to a real dinner tomorrow night?
Well, I'd love to, but I actually have to get back home tomorrow.
Well, I... you know, I-I knew that eventually
you would have to get back, but I'm gonna miss you.
I'm gonna miss you, too,
but it's not like I live in Australia.
Santa Cruz is only a three-hour-and-12-minute drive.
I might have Googled us door-to-door.
Yeah. Did I give you my address?
Look, a lot of Googling has gone on. I...
Well, I'm in no position to judge.
I've Googled you, too.
By the way, nice mug shot.
Was my hair in a ponytail or down?
Ah. Yeah, that's the good one.
do you think we should try the long-distance thing?
But while I've got you here...
You do kind of taste like a penny.
There is literally no way out of here.
Ten minutes, and we're out of h...
Is this a good time?
Sure. Come on in.
We know you've got your hands full,
so we brought you dinner.
And a card, from everyone at the Monday night meeting.
Pardon my "Happy birthday." I didn't know what I was signing.
Thank you for this.
And for dinner-- I haven't been able
to leave the house since Victor came home.
How's he doing?
Sleeping now. This is when I catch up
on everything I can't do when I'm with him.
So, how's it going with you ladies?
I could really use something else to think about.
Well, I know we're supposed to keep it anonymous,
but Rod Stewart came to our meeting.
It was not Rod Stewart.
It was a woman with a bad haircut
and an English accent.
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