And you just described Rod Stewart.
Christy, how's it going with Patrick?
Oh, we've been texting the past couple weeks,
but... it's hard.
Well, one way or another, love is always hard.
Why are you pretending to be a pharmacist from the 1850s?
Because he's still having trouble swallowing,
so I have to crush up his meds and give them to him
through the tube in his stomach.
It's gonna get better.
I hope so.
You need to get out of here for a while.
Yeah. A meeting and a pedicure, stat.
Boy, that sounds so good.
I-I can't leave him.
You have to take care of yourself, too.
Yeah, it's like that whole thing on the airplane
when you got to put your mask on first before you put it on the kid.
But you're supposed to put it on me eventually.
You made it to Orlando. Let it go.
Okay, here's the plan:
you take Marjorie out, I'll hold down the fort.
天啊 也许你们说得对 我需要换个地方
Oh, boy. Maybe you're right, I could use a change of scenery.
Are you sure you can handle Victor?
He's-he's gonna wake up soon.
These are the doctor's instructions.
好 你可以的 克丽丝蒂
Okay. You got this, Christy.
I can't believe you left me there all afternoon.
Hey. My day wasn't exactly a picnic, either.
You're seriously trying to compare
caring for a stroke victim to a mani-pedi?
Have you seen Marjorie's feet?
I've never even seen her in open-toed shoes.
Well, there's a reason.
This must be so hard for her.
One minute you're in love, you've got a partner,
and the next you're caring for somebody
who's completely helpless.
It's so sad.
She has one toenail that looks like the roof of a shed.
I just want to take a nice, hot Purell bath
and look at those otters holding hands on YouTube.
Oh. My favorite part is when they get separated,
then they reach back for each other.
Right? They're making a choice.
Oh, my God, Patrick!
Uh, what are you doing here?
Well, I realized something I didn't like about Santa Cruz.
太多嬉皮士了吗 嬉皮士不够多吗 是什么
Too many hippies? Not enough hippies? What?
You weren't there.
Oh, what a cheeseball.
Maybe, but I like it.
You know, I wouldn't mind
a little cheese every now and then.
Go away for two weeks-- let's see what happens.
Hey, so, how about I finally
take you out to that fancy dinner, huh?
Give me time to take a shower and make myself pretty.
Oh, well, you're already pretty.
瞧 就那样 像那样做
See? That right there, be like that.
Hey. Didn't expect you home tonight.
Yeah. If you'd have been ten minutes earlier,
you would have seen...
Anyway, welcome home.
Would it kill you to throw down a towel?
Why aren't you back at Patrick's hotel room
throwing down your own towel?
After dinner, things got kind of awkward.
Then he said he was tired and dropped me off.
It's not that big a deal.
We were talking, he asked me about my day,
and I told him about taking care of Victor.
What's wrong with that?
Then I mentioned
that I could see myself taking care of Patrick
if he has a stroke when he's old.
What is wrong with you?
I thought you liked him.
And I may have used the word "Diaper."
Oh! Oh, my God!
But this is all 30 years from now!
You said 30 years?
Wow, I don't usually think of you as stupid.
We've been together two years, and we're engaged,
and we don't talk about the future.
Six hours in advance-- that's our max.
是啊 看好了 我们明晚做什么
Yeah. Watch. What are we doing tomorrow night?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Do you think I scared him?
Like a clown in a sewer.
Our little girl's gonna die alone.
I intercepted your room service order.
Uh, I didn't order anything, so you better come in quick.
So, you're probably wondering why I'm here.
Oh, you mean you didn't just come by to steal some, uh--
what is that?-- huevos rancheros?
I just wanted to apologize for last night.
I was trying to tell you about my day,
and suddenly I was 30 years in the future
and kind of dragging you along with me.
Well, I-I have to admit, it did freak me out a little bit.
I know. I'm so sorry.
Well, you got to understand, I'm just...
getting out of a long marriage,
and I haven't been alone since I was 19.
I get it. I get it.
- Yeah. - You want to play the field,
you want to see what's out there,
you want to cross some things off your sex bucket list.
Uh, I don't know what a sex bucket is,
uh, but yeah, that was basically the plan.
And then I met you, and...
I guess what really scares me
is that you weren't the only one thinking about the future.
No. I mean, I mean, we... haven't even slept together.
Uh, I saw this cute little beach house,
and I thought to myself,
"Maybe Christy and I should live there."
Your fantasy has a beach house.
Mine has you in a diaper.
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