No, they expect you to take 'em.
It's like robes and televisions.
How amazing was that reception?
What was so great about it?
Did you not see the mountain of gifts?
They wiped out Pottery Barn.
Now it's just a barn.
You really think they need all that junk?
Of course not. They're at the store tomorrow,
returning all that stuff for cold, hard cash.
And how 'bout the dollar dance?
You pin money on the bride to dance with her?
What genius came up with that idea?
Probably the first stripper to get married.
Well, I am definitely doing that at our wedding.
And I'll make more money,
because I've six feet of pinnable area.
You know what else we could do?
"Do you, Bonnie, take Adam to be your husband?"
"I sure do, especially after driving here
on Firestone tires."
Honey, our wedding could be a real cash cow.
I tell you how moved I was by this beautiful ceremony,
and you crap all over it.
And then you see a pile of toaster ovens
and a woman with 20s taped to her ass,
and you can't get enough.
Oh, so you're allowed to change your mind
about what kind of wedding you want, but I'm not?
No, it's bigger than our wedding, Bonnie.
It's about what we want in life.
I want a fiancé who's not a Catholic schoolgirl.
Oh. No, no, no, no, no. It's-it's okay.
No, it's not okay. She's on the boys.
露西 下去 快点
Lucy, off. Come on. Come on.
Phew. Hey. u202d
How'd you sleep?
I think we got this part of the relationship down.
-是的 我们搞定了睡觉 -好的
- Yes, we have nailed sleeping. - u202dAll right.
Well, you know what?
That settles it then.
We'll be one of those weird couples who sleeps
in the same room and never has sex. u202d
Like Bert and Ernie.
Oh, those guys are totally doing it.
Well, then, maybe we should.
Oh, boy, I'm so glad we didn't give up on this.
I mean, the-the long-distance thing
could have been a lot for other people, you know?
I mean, we could've just started seeing someone else.
I'm really happy we didn't.
We didn't, right?
Why on Earth would you tell Patrick
you slept with another guy
right before you were about to sleep with Patrick?
It just came up.
- How? - I brought it up.
That says self-loathing.
Yeah, and I'm using the spoon that snags your lip.
I deserve that.
So why did you tell him?
I didn't want to start the relationship off with a lie.
That's fine, but you got to bang their brains out first.
Then you can be honest.
I do it with Adam all the time.
It's the main reason we have sex.
Oh, it is not.
You and Adam are great together.
I'd give anything for what you have.
Not today. We had a huge fight.
All of a sudden he wants a traditional church wedding.
Doesn't he know that if you walk into a church wearing white,
you'll burst into flames?
Are you somewhere in here having sex?
Boy, I hope not.
This is for me?
Well, you're not the only one
who can make a big romantic gesture.
Sorry, uh, wrong song!
I-I work out to that.
That's supposed to be Seal.
And, uh, oh, sorry.
Oh, I-I-I can't find it.
Uh, look, j-just try to imagine
"Kiss From a Rose" Playing in the back...
I love that you did all this.
I'm-I'm so sorry I overreacted.
You easily could have lied and I never would have known.
u202dI forgive you. Bedroom's this way.
- Oh, damn it. u202d- What?
I forgot condoms.
Oh, I got a ton of 'em.
Don't think about it.
Just get up here.
Thanks for coming over.
I don't like the way we left things the other day.
You didn't have to do all this.
Oh, no, I...
Yes, yes, I did.
I absolutely did.
Because I love you.
I love you, too. Mmm.
Look, I don't want to fight about wedding stuff.
I don't either. Let's just kick the can down the road.
Or, I've been thinking, why don't we throw out
the can altogether?
What does that mean?
Let's just keep things the way they are
and stay engaged forever.
But I want to marry you.
Well, I asked you six months ago and you won't set a date.
You know, clearly, you don't want to be the big candle.
I do. I do want to be the big candle.
Let's just be happy with what we have.
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