And... here you go, babe.
You made coffee?
I was really looking forward to coffee,
but I'll give it a shot.
- Can I push the thing down? - Not until the duck quacks.
Oh. Oh. Don't cry.
You did good.
No, it's just...
all my life, I've seen people in TV commercials living like this.
I never thought it would happen to me.
Well, it's happening, and... it's not gonna stop.
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
There's gonna be fluffy robes, fluffy dogs
and push-down coffee forever?
You want me to lie to you? Sure.
I wish I didn't have to go home tonight.
Yeah, me, too. But, you know,
it's... it's hours away. I'll tell you what.
Why don't we take a walk on the beach,
and then we'll warm up on the pier with some clam chowder.
In sourdough bowls?
Well, they're always disappointing, but sure.
Our scones are ready.
Kiss me, so I know this is really happening.
And I'm me again.
Hamilton. We had tickets to Hamilton.
It was a high school production, Bonnie.
Still a tough ticket.
I'm sorry. I know it's an imposition,
but my car is completely dead.
Why did you call us instead of Patrick?
Because he's a new boyfriend and everything's perfect.
I don't want him to know what a mess I am.
You live with your mom and you're an alcoholic;
those are fairly large bread crumbs.
What'd the mechanic say?
That I should have changed my oil
at least once since I got the car.
You never changed your oil?
I meant to. I even put a Post-it in my car
that said Change oil.
And then I put my gum in it, and that was five years ago.
How are you gonna get by without a car?
- I thought maybe my mom... - Nope!
- Please? - My car has 400,000 miles on it.
One week with your crazy schedule, and it'll just be me
taping you to 50 balloons, hoping for the best.
Well, can I at least hitch a ride to meetings?
But I am listening to Spanish language tapes,
so you'll have to shut-o El trap-o.
Christy, I'd lend you my van,
but it's all set up for me to drive.
Thanks. I'll figure something out.
- Watch it. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
I-I have to carry all my stuff in my bag; my car broke down.
No one cares!
Oh, man. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
- Nope. - What?
The Warriors are down by two with three minutes to go,
and every time you come in this room, Steph Curry misses.
I got up to make you a sandwich.
And the minute you left, he nailed a three-pointer.
-你疯了 -斯蒂芬无人盯防 投篮啊
- You're insane. - Steph's open. Take the shot!
Oh, you're killing me!
Do you know how many babies throw up on the bus?
All of them.
They ought to change the song.
The babies on the bus throw up, up, up.
Are you having dinner?
Nope. I've got 15 minutes to wash this day off of me,
change my clothes, and head out to Patrick's.
It's a bus to a train to another bus, but it's worth it.
Is it? 'Cause you seem a little stressed out.
真的吗 你看出来了啊 菲尔博士
Really? You picking up on that, Dr. Phil?
And, by the way, who goes,
Ey, I'm on a bus, time to shave my calluses?
How about I give you a ride to the station?
Oh, man. How about you have this conversation in the kitchen?
'Cause he just missed another shot.
抱歉 斯蒂芬 她们现在有两个人
I'm sorry, Steph, there's two of them now.
谢谢 妈妈 那就太好了
Thanks, Mom. That'd be great.
You may stand near me; it's a time-out.
She looks awful.
How long can she keep going on like this?
I don't know. She's pretty tough.
For one whole year, she slept in a drawer.
- 很多婴儿睡在抽屉里 -不 她当时十三岁
- A lot of babies sleep in drawers. - No, she was 13.
She fit in a drawer when she was 13?
She fits now.
what if I lend Christy the money for a down payment on a car?
That is so kind of you,
but if you do, I will punch you right in the throat.
- Why? - Because I love you.
- What? - You lend her money,
she can't pay you back, she starts avoiding you,
you start complaining to me, I bring it up to her,
she tells me to go to hell, I get mad at you,
you and I break up, and I'm stuck with my backup guy
at the tire department at Costco.
You have a backup guy?
拜托 好像你参加完我葬礼 不会直接开车
Please. Like you wouldn't drive straight from my funeral
to Trader Joe's to pick up Louise.
Is that her name?
Oh, shut up.
Nobody has that many questions about cheese.
You need some help with that?
You need a mascara wand in your eye?
- There you are. - Hi.
I was so worried about you.
I mean, I was texting you for, like, three hours.
-是啊 对此我很抱歉 -没关系
- Yeah. Sorry about that. - That's okay.
电♥话♥没电了 坐公交来的 开干吧
Phone died, took a bus, let's get it on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Why were you on a bus? - Ah, car died.
Didn't change the oil. Let's get it on.
Oh, wait, wait. Hold on.
Y-You took a bus all the way down from Napa?
And a train and another bus.
-你裤子为什么还穿着 -好 我脱裤子
- Why are your pants still on? - Okay, I'm taking my pants off.
Taking them off. But hey, but, uh,
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