tomorrow we are getting you a car.
- I can't afford a car. - Well, mm...
Well, that's why I said we? I'll lend you the money.
No, no, no. I appreciate it,
but we're still at the coffee and fluffy robe Stage.
- Let's not ruin it. - No, no, no.
-我知道你肯定能还 -不 我不能
- I know you're good for it. - Uh, no, I'm not.
- Ah. Cute underwear. - Uh, thanks. Mm.
They're my I got me a new girlfriend Underwear.
What's the matter?
Something sticky in your hair.
Oh, God, that could be anything.
I'm getting worried about Christy missing meetings.
Ooh. Was I supposed to pick her up?
Maybe we could take up a collection
and buy her a new car.
Adam offered to float her a down payment,
but I said, never lend money to a Plunkett.
They should actually put that on money.
Riding the bus isn't so bad.
Except for that one time
a guy leaned his head on my shoulder and died.
There was a time I loved taking the bus.
I used to strike up a conversation with whoever sat down next to me.
Of course you did.
Hey, lady. You can't sleep here.
What's going on?
End of the line.
Where am I?
Where the hell is Stockton?
Thank you so much for picking me up.
I know it was a long drive.
Yeah, two hours.
Gonna be two hours back, too, so...
that's a total of four hours.
I am so sorry.
- Cheesy peanut butter cracker? - Uh, sure.
Vending machine dinner?
I wish. I found 'em on an empty seat.
Open or closed?
Closed. I'm not an animal.
It's probably not my place,
and I don't mean to offend you, but...
I've been thinking, how 'bout I loan you
some money for a down payment on a car?
Great. Is there a dealership open right now?
Whoa. I had a whole thing prepared to talk you into it.
Well, waking up in Stockton
smacked the pride right out of me.
But we have to keep it on the DL,
because Patrick offered me a loan, and I said no.
Yeah, let's keep it away from your mom, too.
She shot me down when I brought this up
a couple of weeks ago.
What? Why'd she shut you down?
She said it was a bad idea to loan money
to anyone in your family.
Oh, she's right.
What you're doing is stupid,
and two grand should get it done.
The kick is up... oh, and it's good!
Oh, God, what did I do?
Nothing. I want to buy a car.
Can you just tell me why you're mad and skip the mind games?
I'm not here as your ex. I really do want to buy a car.
You know, they cost money.
And I have some.
Well, then, come right in!
Can I get you a complimentary cappuccino?
Hot chocolate? Chicken soup?
They all come out of the same machine; it's a miracle.
Just the car, thanks.
我想要一辆新车 有按钮 座位加热器
I want a new one with buttons and seat heaters
and a working turn signal.
But it still has to be really cheap, so I need a deal.
Where'd you get the money?
Christy, are you gambling again?
如果是 你今晚选谁 鲨鱼队还是卡尔加里队
And if so, who do you like tonight, Sharks or Calgary?
I'm not gambling, and only idiots bet on hockey.
Well, WNBA season doesn't start for a while.
Oh. I know what's happening here.
Your new little boyfriend is underwriting this dream.
Hey, that's offensive.
I got the money from my mom's boyfriend.
My new guy offered, and I said no.
That is nothing to be proud of.
Be like me.
Find someone rich that you don't hate, and kick back.
You're still cute enough to nab a sugar daddy.
I should have gone to Nissan.
Yeah, those are great cars.
Face it, you and me, we're arm candy.
Got to use it before you lose it.
So you're saying I should drain everything I can
out of my boyfriend before I become an old hag?
I always heard about this new-car smell.
I never knew it was real.
- Can you smell it? - I can.
- And? - Uh, definite upgrade.
Yeah, I just couldn't get that wet-dog smell
out of my old car.
Oh, yeah, you had a dog?
Nope. Therein lies the mystery.
Ooh, ooh, check this out.
I don't have to roll down the window
and yell honk honk anymore.
That's great, babe.
Where'd you get the money?
My ex-husband sells cars,
and he also loaned me the down payment.
Ooh, check this out. Satellite radio.
Do you want to hear the Canadian comedy channel?
H-Hold on. So, uh, you wouldn't take money from me,
but you took it from your ex-husband?
Yeah, because that relationship's already burned down.
Has it? I mean, what's this guy doing loaning you money?
- He's just a good guy. - Well, I'm a good guy,
but I don't write my ex any checks I don't have to.
So, does he want to get back together with you?
Oh, God, no.
相信我 我们试过几次 但没成功
Trust me, we tried a couple times; it did not work out.
- A couple of times? - Not recently.
- Ah. Well, when? - Not since he got engaged.
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