Jill knows we're here, right?
The invite said be here at 8:00. That's it.
Look, she's been gone for three months.
I bet she wants to make an entrance.
Of course she does. She expects applause
when she comes back from the bathroom.
Well, it's our fault we started doing that.
You think she lost all the weight?
Weight? Come on.
She didn't go to that place just so she could kick her pie habit.
My bet, she has new boobs and a neck like a baby.
She's already beautiful; why would she do that?
Well, money makes you crazy.
That's why you and I are so normal.
God, I hope that's not her walking.
This is actually less than I was expecting.
She's back and she's skinny!
- Bravo! - Welcome home!
You look amazing! Wow! I'm proud of you!
We missed you so much.
I missed you guys, too.
Wow, no scarring. Good work.
It's my same face, Bonnie.
One of the things I learned at the retreat
is it's not about the outside, it's about what's in here.
Couldn't agree more. Botox and fillers.
I am in a bliss balloon not even you can pop.
Mm, you do seem happy.
I am. I am totally frickin' at peace.
Now sit back down; I've got 20 more outfits
and a bikini I want to show you.
Look, I can run again!
You guys sure you don't want a bite of this pudding?
Butterscotch, the only scotch we can have.
I'm fine with my lemon water.
I'm so impressed you're totally off sugar.
You're my hero.
Whenever you're ready.
I guess we should pay.
Yup. Got to get to the meeting.
Yup. Before all the good seats are gone.
Let's see what the damage is.
That'll cover my part.
Yeah, my share.
It's just that traditionally your share is...
the whole thing.
Well, in addition to eating healthy,
the retreat also taught me that I need to stop using my money
to buy love; ergo, y'all need to start paying for yourselves,
'cause I ain't no Bank of America.
听着 我很支持成长 好样的
Look, I'm a huge fan of growth-- go, you--
but a little heads up
would've helped me budget my order accordingly.
Jill, you're right.
We're all perfectly capable of paying for our own food.
I'm sorry if you felt like we were mooching off of you.
Which we were not.
Here's your Reuben to go.
I had every intention of paying for this.
I can feel you reaching into my purse.
Let me guess, this new tax deal doesn't make us millionaires.
No, it's about the bistro.
If we average $15 apiece every meal,
that's $90 a week.
That's $5,000 a year Jill's been covering.
You sure about that, Jethro?
You never were much at cipherin'.
Sure I'm sure.
I used this here number box.
It doesn't seem fair.
Why does Jill's self-esteem have to come out of our pockets?
I know. We either have to start buying our own lunch
or make Jill hate herself again.
Easy peasy. Just bring up her ex-husband and their new baby
and slide a Meat Lover's pizza in front of her.
We can't keep leeching off her.
Hey, it's not like we were taking advantage of her on purpose.
It's Tuesday! Where's my free Reuben?
Well, this is an adventure.
I haven't carried a tray since I was in lockup.
I love this concept.
Food from around the world. Where'd you find this place?
Ah, the ultimate experts on cheap food:
broke-ass college kids.
I ordered a four, a six and a nine at the Asian counter.
I don't even know what they are; I just panicked.
Oh, my God, there you are.
I got trapped in a sea of hoodies at the salsa bar.
Oh, you're gonna have to get your own silverware and napkins.
Oh, I work here now?
Here, take my fork.
I got chili.
Mine's already done?
Can a four, a six or a nine be safely cooked that fast?
Okay, Wendy's our canary in the coal mine.
如果她呕吐 窒息或翻身 我们就别吃了
If she pukes, gags or keels over, we stop eating.
Okay, it's not the bistro.
The important thing is that it's a place
we can hang out and talk after the meeting.
So, what's new with you, Jill?
Well, I've been having a little health issue.
Do we know him?
These are communal tables.
天啊 我们在哪里 古巴吗
Oh, dear Lord. Where are we, Cuba?
Somebody else talk.
Okay, well, I still haven't heard from
any of the law schools I applied to, but I'm really...
Oh. That's me.
Back to you, Jill.
I've been having a little trouble
So, I went to my gyno,
and he said the problem is bicycle shorts.
抱歉 亲爱的 你通话质量不好
I'm sorry, honey, you're cutting in and out.
收起落架 玛乔 该走了
Oh. Wheels up, Marge. It's go time.
My girlfriend was having that problem.
She's had good luck with organic fabrics.
Oh, good, you're weighing in.
Turns out the four, six and nine were all beverages.
Mom, you ready to go?
What are you doing?