All of them.
This was my last hope.
Aw, Christy, I'm so sorry.
This has been the entire focus of my life for four years.
It never occurred to me I wouldn't get in anywhere.
So what do you do now?
I don't know.
What'd your mom say?
I didn't tell her.
I'm too embarrassed.
I want to say the right thing, but...
I don't know what that is.
Do you maybe want me to call Marjorie or Jill or...
What's that other one's name?
They don't want to hear about me and school anymore.
That's a real pickle.
It's okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.
When a door closes, a window opens.
Thanks, all better!
-大家好 吉尔 酒瘾者 -你好 吉尔
- Hey. Jill. Alcoholic. - Hi, Jill.
First of all, I don't know who came up with having
a candlelight meeting, but kudos.
I'm sure it's all about being spiritual and whatnot,
but I appreciate it on a day
when I didn't get to touch up my makeup.
Anyway, I don't usually come to this meeting,
but I'm avoiding some folks.
Um, this isn't easy to share about...
...but, um, I have a lot of money.
I always have.
And I know that sounds great,
and it is sometimes, like when you want to buy stuff.
But I've never been able to trust whether or not
people were in my life for the right reasons.
Like did my classmates want to attend my 13th birthday party,
or did they just want to go to Maui?
I don't know.
I'll never know.
I thought I finally found some friends
who loved me for who I am, but the second I stopped
picking up the check, everything went to hell.
And I-I don't expect you to feel sorry for me.
But you should 'cause it's hard.
Also, apropos of nothing, I recently lost 115 pounds.
Hey, Christy, over here!
Oh, hey, Brendan.
Yeah, come on! Come on. Over here. Come here.
Come on. Sit down.
Come here. Come on. Yeah.
Hey, what's your poison?
Uh, sadly, gazpacho.
I really wanted the chili-- like, I needed the chili--
but they were out.
Cool. I'm kind of drunk.
Uh, but we're celebrating.
Uh, Jessica, Tom and Leo
got into UCLA Law,
I got into Berkeley, and Leslie's going to North Valley.
Hey, what can I say?
It's a school.
Brendan, how did you get into
the most prestigious law school on the West Coast?
Adderall and luck.
...and the wisdom to know the difference.
Yeah, it's me.
Looks like we were avoiding each other at the same meeting.
I heard your share.
It wasn't about you.
I guess one of the good things about being poor is
I never had to worry about why people wanted to be my friend.
Except of course when I had blow.
Oh, yeah. Everybody loves you when you're holding.
I'm sorry about what happened.
And I want you to know that I'd be your friend
whether you had money or not.
And I know you're mine,
'cause let's face it, I come with zero perks.
Not a one.
So where did you get in?
Kicking myself for not applying to North Valley.
They accept anyone with a pulse.
I am proof that's not true.
No way. You didn't get into North Valley?!
Keep it down.
Well, in that case, I think that you need this more than I do.
Oh, hey, Jill.
I'm glad you called.
I just want to make it really clear,
I am buying Jill an iced tea and a side salad.
The rest of you are on your own, so order accordingly.
I kind of wanted to pay for Jill.
You do it next time.
But if you want to order fries for the table,
no one's gonna stop you.
I want to make a toast.
Not being able to talk to you guys was really terrible.
Tell me about it. I felt so useless.
I was so lonely.
Apparently, I became "Irritating."
And I almost drank. Cheers.
Sweetie, what happened?
Are you sure you want to know?
It's a "Christy goes back to school" Story.
Of course we want to know.
I didn't get into any of the law schools I applied to.
-不 -真糟糕 -很遗憾
- Oh, no. - Oh, that sucks. - u202dI'm sorry.
Why didn't you tell me?
I don't know.
Um, we're ready to order.
And could you keep the coffee coming please,
'cause we're gonna be here for a while.